“What’s got you all wadded up?” he drawls, toothpick in mouth, as usual.
“Don’t ask,” I say, but then I start talking and tell him every bit of it, concluding with, “And worst of all, I can’t stop obsessing over David. I thought I was over him, but it’s all coming up again.”
He says, “Give it another six months, you’ll feel better.”
“I’ve already given it twelve months, Richard.”
“Then give it six more. Just keep throwin’ six months at it till it goes away. Stuff like this takes time.”
I exhale hotly through my nose, bull-like.
“Groceries,” Richard says, “listen to me. Someday you’re gonna look back on this moment of your life as such a sweet time of grieving. You’ll see that you were in mourning and your heart was broken, but your life was changing and you were in the best possible place in the world for it — in a beautiful place of worship, surrounded by grace. Take this time, every minute of it. Let things work themselves out here in India.”
“But I really loved him.”
“Big deal. So you fell in love with someone. Don’t you see what happened? The guy touched a place in your heart deeper than you thought you were capable of reaching. I mean you got zapped, kiddo. But that love you felt, that’s just the beginning. You just got a taste of love. That’s just limited little rinky-dink mortal love. Wait till you see how much more deeply you can love than that. Heck, Groceries — you have the capacity to someday love the whole world. It’s your destiny. Don’t laugh.”
“I’m not laughing.” I was actually crying. “And please don’t laugh at me now, but I think the reason it’s so hard for me to get over this guy is because I seriously believed David was my soul mate.”
“He probably was. Your problem is you don’t understand what that word means. People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that’s what everyone wants. But a true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that’s holding you back, the person who brings you to your own attention so you can change your life. A true soul mate is probably the most important person you’ll ever meet, because they tear down your walls and smack you awake. But to live with a soul mate forever? Nah. Too painful. Soul mates, they come into your life just to reveal another layer of yourself to you, and then they leave. And thank God for it. Your problem is, you just can’t let this one go. It’s over, Groceries. David’s purpose was to shake you up, drive you out of that marriage that you needed to leave, tear apart your ego a little bit, show you your obstacles and addictions, break your heart open so new light could get in, make you desperate and out of control that you had to transform your life , then introduce you to your spiritual master and beat it. That was his job, and he did great, but now it’s over. Problem is, you can’t accept that this relationship had a real short shelf life. You’re like a dog at the dump, baby — you’re just lickin’ at an empty tin can, trying to get more nutrition out of it. And if you’re not careful, that can’s gonna get stuck on your snout forever and make your life miserable. So drop it.”
“But I love him.”
“So love him.”
“But I miss him.”
“So miss him. Send him some love and light every time you think about him, and then drop it. You’re afraid to let go of the last bits of David because then you’ll really be alone, and Liz Gilbert is scared to eath of what will happen if she’s really alone. But here’s what you gotta understand, Groceries. If you clear out all that space in your mind that you’re using right now to obsess about this guy, you’ll have a vacuum there, an open spot — a doorway. And guess what the universe will do with that doorway? It will rush in — God will rush in — and fill you with more love than you ever dreamed. So stop using David to block that door. Let it go.“
- Eat, Pray, Love: A Woman’s Search for Everything Across Italy, India and Indonesia by Elizabeth Gilbert, pp. 197-199
***This entry really caught my attention... Lovely isn't it?
I'm sure al0t of peeps can relate to this...
Majority of us are in a rush to move on from an awful heartbreak (well yeah who wouldn't anyway) but I think that's the beauty of bitter moments, once you snap out of the poor me pity me state, that's when you'll start to realize that things happen for everyone's welfare.
My Sis Geechan and I were talking three weeks ago about love thingy and stuff and she said "Things fall apart so that better things can fall together"... *Geeeeeez one of our emo moments*
But it makes sense right? It's just that at times we get so engrossed with wallowing that we tend to overl0ok the amazing things in life. But after redeeming your sanity from the im-a-total-wreck-phase that's when you start to get a better vision of what's happening in your life.
Being alone for awhile and thinking about how to fill up your time can be scary but it's not that bad as well... It's actually the best time to get in touch with yourself and discover things, not to mention the gazilion acquaintances that you'll be making while you're in this STATUS *wink*
Thanks to all my friends who have been there for me throughout my darkest days *Geechan, Myla Dory, LA Alunday, Mitch, Hanaliya, Hazel, Fits, LA Bigbow, Mascots Boys and Gurls* for listening to all my whining, *SonSon Cheeky Boy, Myko, Jan, Mitch, Geechan, Myla, LA, Kristel, Arth, Bessy* for bearing with my voice while singing my broken heart out at ktv bars, *La Bigbow* for always bringing f0od - letting me pig out even though he calls me tarsier, *Gerard Barney* for googling, initiating threads and for the superlative pang asar which makes me laugh everytime, *Sonson Cheeky* for being a very thoughtful, caring, protective BOY-FRIEND *Ken Mapa Boy* for being incredibly nice to me, without uttering much words I know he has my back, *Mark* for bringing me every weekend at Araneta to watch PBA Games and shout my lungs out- cheer papi helterbrand and tubid and most esp for introducing me to JAMSHIPS!!! *jason break up buddy* for being on call everytime I need him *LA Alunday* for doing my everyday sanity check by making me insane *Geechan and Myla* for cuddling me when my tears go gaga like waterfalls, accompanying me to every shopping spree (which is the ultimate therapy) and for the banging clubbing and partying...=)
You guys are all blessings to me!!! Lav yah all!!!
Thank you s0o much because now I can officially say... IM SO MOVING ON!!!
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Rand0m quotable qu0tes
*advice is something we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didnt.
*learn from the past instead of longing for it.
*pain is inevitable, suffering is optional
*lyf is tough but I was proven tougher
*gud lovin' is not always from the heart, you gotta be smart
*there are alot of things to be upset in lyf, this is not one of them... get a grip!
*Learn from the past. Live for the present. Plan the future.
*the trouble is, humans have a knack for choosing precisely those things that are wrong for them.
*Most people fail at whatever they attempt bec of an undecided heart. Should I? SHould i not? Go forward? Go back? Success requires the emotional balance of a committed heart. When confronted with a challenge, the committed heart will search for a solution. The undecided heart searches for an escape. A committed heart does not wait for conditions to be exactly right. Indecision limits the almighty and his ability to perform miracles in life.
*everyone can be okay, but it takes a real person to smile through the pain.
*they can't hurt you unless you let them
*when you dont look back the feelings fade away
*no one can make you feel inferior without your consent
*every moment is a chance to turn things around
*character is based on what you stand for, your reputation on what you fall for.
*life doesnt stop for anybody
*if the dog bites, leave it alone.
*if it hurts, don't do it again.
*we are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit
*what consumes your mind controls your heart
*the more you know who you are and what you want the less you let things upset you.
*this is your life right now, it doesnt wait for you to get back on your feet
*there comes a moment when its more than just a game, and you either take the step forward or turn around and walk away. I could quit but here's the thing, i love playing the field.
*when the going gets tough, the tough goes shopping
*repeated experiences only have one aim, to teach you what you don't want to learn
*the more you center your life on someone, the more unatractive you become to that person
* im in love and im damn sure its not healthy
*ten boys after and i still have a thing for you
*you may have a chemistry together but dont forget we had one hell of history together
*out of sight out of mind
*a guy might be able to slow me down, but he's not going to break me.
*and although we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they are rather stupid
*we either make ourselves miserable or strong, amt of effort is the same
*im not in denial, im just selective about the reality i choose to accept
*remove the rock in the shoe, rather than trying to limp comfortably
*falling in love is not an extension of one's limits or boundaries; it is a partial and temporary collapse of them
*A woman unsatisfied must have luxuries. But a woman who loves a man would sleep on a board."
D.H.Lawrence
*"Fear less, hope more;
Whine less, breathe more;
Talk less, say more;
Hate less, love more;
And all good things are yours."
-Swedish Proverb, on Life
*Yah I know it might seem like I need love
But in this world
everyone who falls in love
Falls apart
*Because quite frankly i`m sick of falling madly in love and spending
twenty-four hours a day thinking about them and crying with misery
when they don?t phone. I?m sick of being the kind of girl who when
they say jump, asks how high. I?m sick of always being the one to fall in love and get hurt. And maybe this is how it should be, getting on with my life and not putting all my energy into a relationship
*One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
*Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go."
*If you can't laugh at yourself, life's gonna seem a whole lot longer than you'd like. What do ya do? You laugh, you know, I'm not saying I don't cry... but in between... I laugh --"Garden State"
DONT cry for what might have been
DONT live in the past.
It was suppose to be forever
but forever NEVER lasts.
Lift your head and dry your tears, FORGET
about yesterday. We had the time of our life
but move on and let it fade away
*You girls are the loves of her life,
a guy is lucky to come in fourth.
--Sex & the City
"It's gotta be someone who has their you-know-what together.
There is nothing less attractive
than a guy who is a jerk and has an ego.
And if a guy isn't into me, then I'll move on.
I'm not wasting my time on that!"
~Amanda Bynes~
it's like you want him..
well you don't want to be with him.
you just miss what you had in the beginning.
-laguna beach
heres to the future,
because im over the past
Crazy Days
Hilarious Nights
No Matter What
We'll always be Tight
I used to think you were the world
now I know you’re just another
ignorant ass living in it
Star light star bright where the hell is Mr. Right?!?
Someone will always be prettier...someone will always be smarter...
Their house will be bigger...they will drive a better car...
Their children will do better in school...and their husband will fix more things around the house...
So...??? Let it go, and be happy! Love yourself and your circumstances.
Think about it...
The prettiest woman in the world can have trouble in her heart.
And the most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children.
And the richest woman you know, she's got the car, the house, the clothes... might be lonely.
And the word says if 'I have not Love, I have nothing.'
So, again, love yourself...love who you are. Look in the mirror in the morning, and smile and say...
"Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund. Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know when either one might run out."
-Save save save.
------>>>too fly to be depressed *wink*
"I am too blessed to be stressed and too anointed to be disappointed!"
*learn from the past instead of longing for it.
*pain is inevitable, suffering is optional
*lyf is tough but I was proven tougher
*gud lovin' is not always from the heart, you gotta be smart
*there are alot of things to be upset in lyf, this is not one of them... get a grip!
*Learn from the past. Live for the present. Plan the future.
*the trouble is, humans have a knack for choosing precisely those things that are wrong for them.
*Most people fail at whatever they attempt bec of an undecided heart. Should I? SHould i not? Go forward? Go back? Success requires the emotional balance of a committed heart. When confronted with a challenge, the committed heart will search for a solution. The undecided heart searches for an escape. A committed heart does not wait for conditions to be exactly right. Indecision limits the almighty and his ability to perform miracles in life.
*everyone can be okay, but it takes a real person to smile through the pain.
*they can't hurt you unless you let them
*when you dont look back the feelings fade away
*no one can make you feel inferior without your consent
*every moment is a chance to turn things around
*character is based on what you stand for, your reputation on what you fall for.
*life doesnt stop for anybody
*if the dog bites, leave it alone.
*if it hurts, don't do it again.
*we are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit
*what consumes your mind controls your heart
*the more you know who you are and what you want the less you let things upset you.
*this is your life right now, it doesnt wait for you to get back on your feet
*there comes a moment when its more than just a game, and you either take the step forward or turn around and walk away. I could quit but here's the thing, i love playing the field.
*when the going gets tough, the tough goes shopping
*repeated experiences only have one aim, to teach you what you don't want to learn
*the more you center your life on someone, the more unatractive you become to that person
* im in love and im damn sure its not healthy
*ten boys after and i still have a thing for you
*you may have a chemistry together but dont forget we had one hell of history together
*out of sight out of mind
*a guy might be able to slow me down, but he's not going to break me.
*and although we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they are rather stupid
*we either make ourselves miserable or strong, amt of effort is the same
*im not in denial, im just selective about the reality i choose to accept
*remove the rock in the shoe, rather than trying to limp comfortably
*falling in love is not an extension of one's limits or boundaries; it is a partial and temporary collapse of them
*A woman unsatisfied must have luxuries. But a woman who loves a man would sleep on a board."
D.H.Lawrence
*"Fear less, hope more;
Whine less, breathe more;
Talk less, say more;
Hate less, love more;
And all good things are yours."
-Swedish Proverb, on Life
*Yah I know it might seem like I need love
But in this world
everyone who falls in love
Falls apart
*Because quite frankly i`m sick of falling madly in love and spending
twenty-four hours a day thinking about them and crying with misery
when they don?t phone. I?m sick of being the kind of girl who when
they say jump, asks how high. I?m sick of always being the one to fall in love and get hurt. And maybe this is how it should be, getting on with my life and not putting all my energy into a relationship
*One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
*Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go."
*If you can't laugh at yourself, life's gonna seem a whole lot longer than you'd like. What do ya do? You laugh, you know, I'm not saying I don't cry... but in between... I laugh --"Garden State"
DONT cry for what might have been
DONT live in the past.
It was suppose to be forever
but forever NEVER lasts.
Lift your head and dry your tears, FORGET
about yesterday. We had the time of our life
but move on and let it fade away
*You girls are the loves of her life,
a guy is lucky to come in fourth.
--Sex & the City
"It's gotta be someone who has their you-know-what together.
There is nothing less attractive
than a guy who is a jerk and has an ego.
And if a guy isn't into me, then I'll move on.
I'm not wasting my time on that!"
~Amanda Bynes~
it's like you want him..
well you don't want to be with him.
you just miss what you had in the beginning.
-laguna beach
heres to the future,
because im over the past
Crazy Days
Hilarious Nights
No Matter What
We'll always be Tight
I used to think you were the world
now I know you’re just another
ignorant ass living in it
Star light star bright where the hell is Mr. Right?!?
Someone will always be prettier...someone will always be smarter...
Their house will be bigger...they will drive a better car...
Their children will do better in school...and their husband will fix more things around the house...
So...??? Let it go, and be happy! Love yourself and your circumstances.
Think about it...
The prettiest woman in the world can have trouble in her heart.
And the most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children.
And the richest woman you know, she's got the car, the house, the clothes... might be lonely.
And the word says if 'I have not Love, I have nothing.'
So, again, love yourself...love who you are. Look in the mirror in the morning, and smile and say...
"Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund. Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know when either one might run out."
-Save save save.
------>>>too fly to be depressed *wink*
"I am too blessed to be stressed and too anointed to be disappointed!"
Types of Girlfriends *wink*
Ms. Nice Gal -
"Tickets to the basketball game? Oh Darling, you shouldn't have"
Also known as: What a gal, precious, one of the boys, my main squeeze, doormat.
Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly.
Disadvantages: May wise up someday.
Old Yeller -
"You goddamn spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent son of a bitch! Can't you see you're making me miserable?"
Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell.
Advantages: Pays attention to you.
Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans.
Sickly -
"Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. My cellulite"
Also known as: Whiner, Mewler, Glumpy.
Advantages: Predictable.
Disadvantages: Contagious.
The Bosser -
"Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look."
Also known as: Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain, yes Mom.
Advantages: Often right.
Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?
Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied -
"I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair colour?"
Also known as: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw c'mon Honey.
Advantages: Easily soothed.
Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed.
Wild Woman out of Control -
"I've got an idea. Lez get drunk an' make love onna front lawn. I done it before. S'fun."
Also known as: Fast girl, freewheeler, goodtime charleena, passed out.
Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys.
Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs.
Huffy -
"I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at"
Also known as: No fun, humorless prig, Cold fish, Chilly proposition, iceberg, Snarly.
Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you.
Disadvantages: You will have no friends.
Woman from Mars -
"I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship"
Also known as: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic.
Advantages: Entertaining, unfathomable.
Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud.
Ms. Dreamgirl -
"I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed weasels now"
Also known as: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous.
Advantages: Funny, intelligent uninhibited.
Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you.
*** Take your pick fellas!!!
"Tickets to the basketball game? Oh Darling, you shouldn't have"
Also known as: What a gal, precious, one of the boys, my main squeeze, doormat.
Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly.
Disadvantages: May wise up someday.
Old Yeller -
"You goddamn spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent son of a bitch! Can't you see you're making me miserable?"
Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell.
Advantages: Pays attention to you.
Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans.
Sickly -
"Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. My cellulite"
Also known as: Whiner, Mewler, Glumpy.
Advantages: Predictable.
Disadvantages: Contagious.
The Bosser -
"Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look."
Also known as: Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain, yes Mom.
Advantages: Often right.
Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?
Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied -
"I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair colour?"
Also known as: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw c'mon Honey.
Advantages: Easily soothed.
Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed.
Wild Woman out of Control -
"I've got an idea. Lez get drunk an' make love onna front lawn. I done it before. S'fun."
Also known as: Fast girl, freewheeler, goodtime charleena, passed out.
Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys.
Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs.
Huffy -
"I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at"
Also known as: No fun, humorless prig, Cold fish, Chilly proposition, iceberg, Snarly.
Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you.
Disadvantages: You will have no friends.
Woman from Mars -
"I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship"
Also known as: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic.
Advantages: Entertaining, unfathomable.
Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud.
Ms. Dreamgirl -
"I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed weasels now"
Also known as: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous.
Advantages: Funny, intelligent uninhibited.
Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you.
*** Take your pick fellas!!!
Hapi 3rd Monthsary Jamships!!!
wearing papi helterbrand's band ^_^
wid pacana
frisking jamships
i super luv bgk!
i super luv papi helterbrand!
i super luv tubid!
i super luv jamships!
hapi third m0nthsary friends!!!
xOxO glamgwen
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
When Insults had Class
These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued, before a great portion of the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words.
“He had delusions of adequacy.” – Walter Kerr
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” – Winston Churchill
“A modest little person, with much to be modest about.” – Winston Churchill
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” Clarence Darrow
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” – William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
“Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?” – Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.” – Moses Hadas
“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.” – Abraham Lincoln
“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” – Mark Twain
“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” – Oscar Wilde
“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend…. if you have one.” – George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.” – Winston Churchill, in response.
“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.” – Stephen Bishop
“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.” – John Bright
“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.” – Irvin S. Cobb
“He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.” – Samuel Johnson
“He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.” – Paul Keating
“There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.” Jack E. Leonard
“He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.” – Robert Redford
“They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.” – Thomas Brackett Reed
“In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.” – Charles, Count Talleyrand
“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” – Forrest Tucker
“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” – Mark Twain
“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” – Mae West
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” – Oscar Wilde
“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.” – Andrew Lang
“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.” – Billy Wilder
“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.” – Groucho Marx
In an exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, “If you were my husband I’d give you poison,” and he said, “If you were my wife, I’d drink it.”
A Member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.” “That depends, Sir,” said Disraeli, “whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”
MODERN INSULTS.
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell "
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
how un romantic
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies !
“He had delusions of adequacy.” – Walter Kerr
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” – Winston Churchill
“A modest little person, with much to be modest about.” – Winston Churchill
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” Clarence Darrow
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” – William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
“Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?” – Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.” – Moses Hadas
“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.” – Abraham Lincoln
“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” – Mark Twain
“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” – Oscar Wilde
“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend…. if you have one.” – George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.” – Winston Churchill, in response.
“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.” – Stephen Bishop
“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.” – John Bright
“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.” – Irvin S. Cobb
“He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.” – Samuel Johnson
“He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.” – Paul Keating
“There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.” Jack E. Leonard
“He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.” – Robert Redford
“They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.” – Thomas Brackett Reed
“In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.” – Charles, Count Talleyrand
“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” – Forrest Tucker
“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” – Mark Twain
“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” – Mae West
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” – Oscar Wilde
“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.” – Andrew Lang
“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.” – Billy Wilder
“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.” – Groucho Marx
In an exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, “If you were my husband I’d give you poison,” and he said, “If you were my wife, I’d drink it.”
A Member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.” “That depends, Sir,” said Disraeli, “whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”
MODERN INSULTS.
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell "
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
how un romantic
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies !
Bob Ong's Words of Wisd0m
"Lahat naman ng tao sumeseryoso pagtinamaan ng pagmamahal. Yun nga lang, hindi lahat matibay para sa temptasyon."
"Gamitin ang puso para alagaan ang taong malapit sayo. Gamitin ang utak para alagaan ang sarili mo."
"Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawakan ng iba. "
"Huwag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang."
"Huwag na huwag ka hahawak kapag alam mong may hawak ka na."
"Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ung sarili mo kung walang pwesto para sayo. Eh meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin."
"Kung maghihintay ka nang ng lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo.. Dapat lumandi ka din."
"Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo. Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang."
"Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya. Walang gamot sa tanga kundi pagkukusa."
- dis is my ALL TIME FAVE!!!
"Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka. Kaya quits lang."
"Bakit ba ayaw matulog ng mga bata sa tanghali? alam ba nilang pag natuto silang umibig e hindi na sila makakatulog kahit gusto nila?"
"Hindi lungkot o takot ang mahirap sa pag-iisa kundi ang pagtanggap na sa bilyon-bilyong tao sa mundo, wala man lang nakipaglaban upang makasama ka."
"Kung nagmahal ka ng taong di dapat at nasaktan ka, wag mong sisihin ang puso mo. Tumitibok lng yan para mag-supply ng dugo sa katawan mo. Ngayon, kung magaling ka sa anatomy at ang sisisihin mo naman ay ang hypothalamus mo na kumokontrol ng emotions mo, mali ka pa rin! Bakit? Utang na loob! Wag mong isisi sa body organs mo ang mga sama ng loob mo sa buhay! Tandaan mo: magiging masaya ka lang kung matututo kang tanggapin na hindi ang puso, utak, atay o bituka mo ang may kasalanan sa lahat ng nangyari sayo, kundi IKAW mismo!"
"Nalaman kong hindi final exam ang passing rate ng buhay. hindi ito multiple choice, identification, true or false, enumeration or fill-in-the- blanks na sinasagutan kundi essay na isinusulat araw-araw. Huhusgahan ito hindi base sa kung tama o mali ang sagot, kundi base sa kung may kabuluhan ang mga isinulat o wala. Allowed ang erasures."
"Wag magmadali sa pag-aasawa. Tatlo, lima, sampung taon sa hinaharap, mag-iiba pa ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong di pala tamang pumili ng kapareha dahil lang sa kaboses niya si Debbie Gibson o magaling mag-breakdance. Totoong mas importante ang kalooban ng tao higit anuman. Sa paglipas ng panahon, maging ang mga crush ng bayan sa eskwelahan e nagmumukha ring pandesal. Maniwala ka."
"ayokong nasasanay sa mga bagay na pwede namang wala sa buhay ko "
"hinahanap mo nga ba ako o ang kawalan ko?"
"hindi dahil sa hindi mo naiintindihan ang isang bagay ay kasinungalingan na ito. at hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohanan. "
"Kumain ka na ng siopao na may palamang pusa o maglakad sa bubog nang nakayapak, pero wag na wag kang susubok mag-drugs. Kung hindi mo kayang umiwas, humingi ka ng tulong sa mga magulang mo dahil alam nila kung saan ang mga murang supplier at hindi ka nila iisahan."
"Mag-aral maigi. Kung titigil ka sa pag-aaral, manghihinayang ka pagtanda mo dahil hindi mo naranasan ang kakaibang ligayang dulot ng mga araw na walang pasok o suspendido ang klase o absent ang teacher. (Haaay, sarap!)."
"Mangarap ka at abutin mo. Wag mong sisihin ang sira mong pamilya, palpak mong syota, pilay mong tuta, o mga lumilipad na ipis. Kung may pagkukulang sa'yo mga magulang mo, pwde kang manisi at maging rebelde. Tumigil ka sa pag-aaral, mag-asawa ka, mag-drugs ka, magpakulay ka ng buhok sa kili-kili. Sa banding huli, ikaw din ang biktima. Rebeldeng walang napatunayan at bait sa sarili."
"Tuparin ang mga pangarap. Obligasyon mo yan sa sarili mo. Kung gusto mo mang kumain ng balde-baldeng lupa para malagay ka sa Guinness Book of World Records at maipagmalaki ng bansa natin, sige lang. Nosi balasi. wag mong pansinin ang sasabihin ng mga taong susubok humarang sa'yo. Kung hindi nagsumikap ang mga scientist noon, hindi pa rin tayo dapat nakatira sa jupiter ngayon. Pero hindi pa rin naman talaga tayo nakatira sa jupiter dahil nga hindi nagsumikap ang mga scientist noon. Kita mo yung moral lesson?"
"Nalaman kong marami palang libreng lecture sa mundo, ikaw ang gagawa ng syllabus. Maraming teacher sa labas ng eskuwelahan, desisyon mo kung kanino ka magpapaturo. Lahat tayo enrolled ngayon sa isang university, maraming subject na mahirap, pero dahil libre, ikaw ang talo kung nag-drop ka. Isa-isa tayong ga-graduate, iba't-ibang paraan. tanging diploma ay ang mga alaala ng kung ano mang tulong o pagmamahal ang iniwan natin sa mundong pinangarap nating baguhin minsan...""
"Sabi nila, sa kahit ano raw problema, isang tao lang ang makakatulong sa'yo - ang sarili mo. Tama sila. Isinuplong ako ng sarili ko. Kaya siguro namigay ng konsyensya ang Diyos, alam niyang hindi sa lahat ng oras e gumagana ang utak ng tao."
"Obligasyon kong maglayag, karapatan kong pumunta sa kung saan ko gusto, responsibilidad ko ang buhay ko."
"Nalaman kong habang lumalaki ka, maraming beses kang madadapa. Bumangon ka man ulit o hindi, magpapatuloy ang buhay, iikot ang mundo, at mauubos ang oras."
"Masama akong tao, tulad mo, sa parehong paraan na mabuti kang tao, tulad ko."
"Hikayatin mo lahat ng kakilala mo na magkaroon ng kahit isa man lang paboritong libro sa buhay nila. Dahil wala nang mas kawawa pa sa mga taong literado pero hindi nagbabasa."
"Mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa ng isang bagay kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala."
"...madaming teacher sa labas ng eskwelahan. desisyon mo kung kanino ka magpapaturo. "
"dalawang dekada ka lang mag-aaral. kung 'di mo pagtityagaan, limang dekada ng kahirapan ang kapalit.sobrang luri. kung alam lang 'yan ng mga kabataan, sa pananaw ko ehh walang gugustuhing umiwas sa eskwela."
"iba ang walang ginagawa sa gumagawa ng wala"
Ang sabi ni Bob Ong, pakawalan ko ang bagay na nakakasakit sakin kahit na pinasasaya ako nito, dahil baka dumating ang araw na sakit nalang ang maramdaman ko... Pero bakit kahit puro sakit na lang nga ang natira, hindi parin ako makawala?
"Gamitin ang puso para alagaan ang taong malapit sayo. Gamitin ang utak para alagaan ang sarili mo."
"Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawakan ng iba. "
"Huwag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang."
"Huwag na huwag ka hahawak kapag alam mong may hawak ka na."
"Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ung sarili mo kung walang pwesto para sayo. Eh meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin."
"Kung maghihintay ka nang ng lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo.. Dapat lumandi ka din."
"Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo. Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang."
"Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya. Walang gamot sa tanga kundi pagkukusa."
- dis is my ALL TIME FAVE!!!
"Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka. Kaya quits lang."
"Bakit ba ayaw matulog ng mga bata sa tanghali? alam ba nilang pag natuto silang umibig e hindi na sila makakatulog kahit gusto nila?"
"Hindi lungkot o takot ang mahirap sa pag-iisa kundi ang pagtanggap na sa bilyon-bilyong tao sa mundo, wala man lang nakipaglaban upang makasama ka."
"Kung nagmahal ka ng taong di dapat at nasaktan ka, wag mong sisihin ang puso mo. Tumitibok lng yan para mag-supply ng dugo sa katawan mo. Ngayon, kung magaling ka sa anatomy at ang sisisihin mo naman ay ang hypothalamus mo na kumokontrol ng emotions mo, mali ka pa rin! Bakit? Utang na loob! Wag mong isisi sa body organs mo ang mga sama ng loob mo sa buhay! Tandaan mo: magiging masaya ka lang kung matututo kang tanggapin na hindi ang puso, utak, atay o bituka mo ang may kasalanan sa lahat ng nangyari sayo, kundi IKAW mismo!"
"Nalaman kong hindi final exam ang passing rate ng buhay. hindi ito multiple choice, identification, true or false, enumeration or fill-in-the- blanks na sinasagutan kundi essay na isinusulat araw-araw. Huhusgahan ito hindi base sa kung tama o mali ang sagot, kundi base sa kung may kabuluhan ang mga isinulat o wala. Allowed ang erasures."
"Wag magmadali sa pag-aasawa. Tatlo, lima, sampung taon sa hinaharap, mag-iiba pa ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong di pala tamang pumili ng kapareha dahil lang sa kaboses niya si Debbie Gibson o magaling mag-breakdance. Totoong mas importante ang kalooban ng tao higit anuman. Sa paglipas ng panahon, maging ang mga crush ng bayan sa eskwelahan e nagmumukha ring pandesal. Maniwala ka."
"ayokong nasasanay sa mga bagay na pwede namang wala sa buhay ko "
"hinahanap mo nga ba ako o ang kawalan ko?"
"hindi dahil sa hindi mo naiintindihan ang isang bagay ay kasinungalingan na ito. at hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohanan. "
"Kumain ka na ng siopao na may palamang pusa o maglakad sa bubog nang nakayapak, pero wag na wag kang susubok mag-drugs. Kung hindi mo kayang umiwas, humingi ka ng tulong sa mga magulang mo dahil alam nila kung saan ang mga murang supplier at hindi ka nila iisahan."
"Mag-aral maigi. Kung titigil ka sa pag-aaral, manghihinayang ka pagtanda mo dahil hindi mo naranasan ang kakaibang ligayang dulot ng mga araw na walang pasok o suspendido ang klase o absent ang teacher. (Haaay, sarap!)."
"Mangarap ka at abutin mo. Wag mong sisihin ang sira mong pamilya, palpak mong syota, pilay mong tuta, o mga lumilipad na ipis. Kung may pagkukulang sa'yo mga magulang mo, pwde kang manisi at maging rebelde. Tumigil ka sa pag-aaral, mag-asawa ka, mag-drugs ka, magpakulay ka ng buhok sa kili-kili. Sa banding huli, ikaw din ang biktima. Rebeldeng walang napatunayan at bait sa sarili."
"Tuparin ang mga pangarap. Obligasyon mo yan sa sarili mo. Kung gusto mo mang kumain ng balde-baldeng lupa para malagay ka sa Guinness Book of World Records at maipagmalaki ng bansa natin, sige lang. Nosi balasi. wag mong pansinin ang sasabihin ng mga taong susubok humarang sa'yo. Kung hindi nagsumikap ang mga scientist noon, hindi pa rin tayo dapat nakatira sa jupiter ngayon. Pero hindi pa rin naman talaga tayo nakatira sa jupiter dahil nga hindi nagsumikap ang mga scientist noon. Kita mo yung moral lesson?"
"Nalaman kong marami palang libreng lecture sa mundo, ikaw ang gagawa ng syllabus. Maraming teacher sa labas ng eskuwelahan, desisyon mo kung kanino ka magpapaturo. Lahat tayo enrolled ngayon sa isang university, maraming subject na mahirap, pero dahil libre, ikaw ang talo kung nag-drop ka. Isa-isa tayong ga-graduate, iba't-ibang paraan. tanging diploma ay ang mga alaala ng kung ano mang tulong o pagmamahal ang iniwan natin sa mundong pinangarap nating baguhin minsan...""
"Sabi nila, sa kahit ano raw problema, isang tao lang ang makakatulong sa'yo - ang sarili mo. Tama sila. Isinuplong ako ng sarili ko. Kaya siguro namigay ng konsyensya ang Diyos, alam niyang hindi sa lahat ng oras e gumagana ang utak ng tao."
"Obligasyon kong maglayag, karapatan kong pumunta sa kung saan ko gusto, responsibilidad ko ang buhay ko."
"Nalaman kong habang lumalaki ka, maraming beses kang madadapa. Bumangon ka man ulit o hindi, magpapatuloy ang buhay, iikot ang mundo, at mauubos ang oras."
"Masama akong tao, tulad mo, sa parehong paraan na mabuti kang tao, tulad ko."
"Hikayatin mo lahat ng kakilala mo na magkaroon ng kahit isa man lang paboritong libro sa buhay nila. Dahil wala nang mas kawawa pa sa mga taong literado pero hindi nagbabasa."
"Mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa ng isang bagay kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala."
"...madaming teacher sa labas ng eskwelahan. desisyon mo kung kanino ka magpapaturo. "
"dalawang dekada ka lang mag-aaral. kung 'di mo pagtityagaan, limang dekada ng kahirapan ang kapalit.sobrang luri. kung alam lang 'yan ng mga kabataan, sa pananaw ko ehh walang gugustuhing umiwas sa eskwela."
"iba ang walang ginagawa sa gumagawa ng wala"
Ang sabi ni Bob Ong, pakawalan ko ang bagay na nakakasakit sakin kahit na pinasasaya ako nito, dahil baka dumating ang araw na sakit nalang ang maramdaman ko... Pero bakit kahit puro sakit na lang nga ang natira, hindi parin ako makawala?
BAKIT KA SINGLE?
>Destiny Addict
Ito‘yung mga taong hinihintay na gumawa ang tadhana ng paraan para pagtagpuin sila ng kanilang mga "soulmates" and whatever. Ayaw kumilos o kung ano pa dahil naniniwala siya na kung sino man ‘yung talagang meant for him/her ay darating na lang bigla sa paraang maaaring hindi niya inaasahan–wow, parang Serendipity.
Laging maririnig na magsasabing: "Dadating din ‘yan. ‘Wag kasing hanapin!"
>Perfectionist
Simula nung magkamalay ang taong ito, nakalista na ang mga bagay na gusto niya sa kanyang magiging boypren/girlpren. Kapag may nakilala siya at nakitang madumi ang kuko, magkadikit ang kilay, may butas sa ngipin, o parang penguin maglakad, wala na. Turn off na ‘yun para sa kanya.
Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "Ok na sana siya e. Kaya lang gusto ko ‘yung ganito…"
>Busy Bee
Pasensya na sila pero masyado kang maraming inaasikaso tulad ng libro, bolpen, papel at calculator. Umaalis ka ng 6 am sa bahay at umuuwi ng 7 ng gabi ‘pag weekdays. Pagdating mo sa bahay, gagawa lang ng homework at matutulog na. Masaya ka nang makanood ng TV ‘pag Sabado (at gumawa ulit ng homework). Sapat na sa’yo ang kumain sa labas kasama ang pamilya ‘pag Linggo (at gumawa pa rin ng homework).Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "Sorry. Wala akong time sa ganyan e."
>Friend Forever version 1
Kunwari ka pa dyan. Alam mo namang gusto mo talaga ‘yang best friend o special friend mo pero hindi mo lang sinasabi at pinapadama dahil ayaw mong masira ang pagkakaibigan niyong dalawa. ‘Yung tipong ‘pag may kasamang iba ‘yung gusto mo, kunwari ka pang masaya ka para sa kanya pero sa totoo lang, gusto mo na malusaw na parang ice caps dahil sa Global Warming.Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "I’m so happy for you!" o "Sayang naman ‘yung pinagsamahan namin e."
>Friend Forever version 2
Wala tayong magagawa pero talagang malapit ka lang sa kabilang kasarian–pero bilang kaibigan lang. One-of-the-boys, ladies’ man. Hindi ka naman homo o bi pero sadyang kaibigan lang ang tingin mo sa mga taong hindi mo kapareho ng chromosomes. Masaya ka nang nakaka-hang-out lang sila, nakakakwentuhan, niyayakap nang walanghalong malisya.Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "May inuman ba mamaya?" (kung babae) o "Hatid ko ba kayo mamaya?" (kung lalaki)
>Born to be One
Single-blessed ka at wala ka nang magagawa kung ganun. Nilikha ka siguro para maging
mag-isa (pero syempre may pamilya at kaibigan ka naman, duh)
>Happy-go-lucky
‘Eto ‘yung taong masaya na sa trip-trip lang at kung anu-anong mga happenings. Kahit sino na lang basta no strings attached. For fun lang at walang seryosohan please. Personally, ayoko nung mga ganito. Umaapaw lang siguro ‘yung mga taong ganito sa L. Magbuhos ka nalang ng malamig na tubig sa iyong buong katawan at solb na ‘yan.Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "I’m not ready to commit e, but I really like you."
>Wrong Time
Eto naman ‘yung mga laging dinadahilan na masyado pa silang bata o kaya masyado na silang matanda. May mga tao raw na ganyan, ‘yung pakiramdam nila laging may tamang panahon para sa pag-ibig. Pero ang labo lang kasi tuwing may pagkakataon naman, lagi nilang naiisip na maling panahon pa iyon. Oo, wrong timing lagi ang pag-ibig para sa kanila kasi madalas sumasakto kung kelan meron silang board exams, problema sa pamilya, o long test kinabukasan.
Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "We had the right love at the wrong time…"
>Parent Trap
Ayaw ni mama o ni papa na magkaboypren/girlpren ang kanilang unica hija/hijo kahit na 22 years old na ito at kumikita na ng sarili niyang pera. Kailangan daw magkaron ka muna ng isang strand ng puting buhok bago may makadalaw sa’yo sa bahay. O kaya, baka ikaw ‘yung may problema dahil natatakot ka sa iisipin ng mga magulang mo tungkol sa taong iyong gusto. Baka kasi sabihin nila na masyado siyang bansot/ matangkad/
baboy/ payatot para sa’yo.Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "Baka kasi magalit si Mama/ Papa."
>Trauma
Dahil sa dami ng mga heartbreak na iyong nadama at emo songs na napakinggan mo na noon, sinumpa mo nang hindi ka magmamahal. Ayaw mo na. Sawa ka na sa paglalaslas ng pulso, este, sa paglalagay ng mga madramang stat message sa YM at pag-iyak ng balde-baldeng luha. Awwwww. Pwede rin namang masyado kang insecure sa sarili mo kaya hindi ka makapagmatapang
na magventure into some love quest.Laging maririnig nanagsasabing: "Pagod na pagod na akong masaktan!"
>Your Ex-Lover Is (NOT) Dead
Yikeeee. Mahal pa rin niya ang kanyang ex at hindi siya maka-get-over the
person. Boo. Pilit pa ring inaalala ang mga tawanan, iyakan, at PDA
moments nilang dalawa kahit ‘yung ex niya ay nakikipag-(insert verb
here) na sa ibang babae/lalaki. Sasabihin mong nakapag-move on ka na
pero pag nagkwentuhan tungkol sa pag-ibig, tandadadaaaaan! Siya na
naman naiisip mo.
Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "I’m over him/her…" *tapos iiyak bigla*
>Ayaw
Dalawa na namang kaso ito. Una, ayaw mo lang talaga magka-"someone". Hindi ko na pipilitin ungkatin ‘yung dahilan pero may mga pagkakataon lang talaga na ayaw mo. Ikalawa naman, baka…ayaw kasi sa’yo nung gusto mo.
And that’s the shizzest thing ever! Pwedeng ayaw niya sa’yo dahil may girlpren/boypren siya, busy siya or whatever, o kaya ayaw ka lang niya talaga at wala ka nang magagawa kung ganun. Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "Ayoko pa magkaboypren/girlpren e." o "Hindi naman niya ako gusto."
hanggang tumanda ka na at ipadala sa Home for the Aged. Marami akong kakilalang mukhang ganito ang patutunguhan at hindi naman sila mga pangit o abnoy talaga. Minsan lang, masyado silang masungit.
Ikaw, saan ka?
*** Just a thought abt this... love and singleh0od are overrated...
almost everywhere i go, every gathering, b0oze sessi0n, small chitchat even in the office t0pic
palage pgiging single and love life!!!
Eto pa, pag may bagong kakilala or may friend na nakita k0 after quite sometime and plage question is musta lovelife? Shempre answer k0, single eh...
Next na banat saken WEH??? o di kaya BAKET??? o IMPOSIBLE NMAN UN!!!
^nakaka l0ka db? cge nga pag ikaw pn0 m sasagutin yung gant0ng mga tan0ng???^
Kaya ak0 d usual na answer...eh MANHATER ak0 eh ^which is true nman pwera lang kay papi helterbrand and tubid^
Shempre d pa natatap0s jan ang saga...may sag0t pa den saken andg mga piplets...
Tip0ng ineng sayang nman o may kakilala ak0 na cute pakilala k0 sau 0r kapag nman mej0 within my parameters et0 banat saken, FREND BAKIT HNDI NALANG KASE SI ANO... or si ANO... may ibang versi0n din nman FREND ALAM MO WAG KANA CHOOSY OKAY NAMN SI... and shempre ung last na hirit GURL UNG MGA NANLIGAW SAU BAKA magsawa yang mga yan... ^san kapa db?!?^
May pagka polite nman ak0 kaya minsan smile nalang ak0 pr0 most of the time hndi k0 maiwasan tumaas ang kilay sa mga gant0ng eksena sa buhay k0 kase nman haller ilang m0nths plang nman ak0ng single and im enjoying every m0ment of it, minsan 00 nman nakaka mish may lablayp kaya lang nman mas masarap single kesa nman sumaket nnman bangs k0 db...hehehe
Para saken lang nman kanya kanyang trip yan db? eh sa masaya ak0 ngaun sa gant0 eh...
and an0ther thing that i need to raise is HNDI LOSER ang pagiging SINGLE!!!
Sabe ng mga friends k0 cynical daw ak0, sabe nman ni LA ^my walking m0uth frend^ xenical daw ak0 lol, but regardless mas OKAY ako sa ganto... For now I have this territorial bubble that nobody can hurt me, as per my sis geechan, tis not yet the right time for m0i...
Ika nga ni bigbow "Gwen youre in no shape to be in a relationship yet..."
Whether if his statement is literaly or figuratively I'm better wid this ^i-convince ba daw sarili lol^
Ang buhay nman ay hndi lang puro nalang pkikipag relasy0n and lablayp. Marame pa den ibang importanteng bagay kagaya ng FAMILY, CAREER, FRIENDS, UR OWN PASSION at para saken eh madameng bagay ak0 pagtuunan ng pansin, sa family k0ng makulet, sa isang damakmak k0ng frends, passion k0 ngaung DRIVING, Mascots BOYS and GURLS, Sunday Shit, JAMSHIPS, FASHION, kaartehan, CAMWHORING, scrapb0oking, blogging
c PAPI HELTERBRAND and tubid... KULANG NA KULANG NA TIME KO db?
Oh sha ang daldal ko nnman basta ung point ko eh
KNG ANO NASA PUSO M SUNDIN MO hehe
at LAGING TANDAAN, KUNG MAY MAWALA MAN SA BUHAY MO, HNDI IBIG SABIHIN AYKATAPUSAN NG MUNDO; MAS MARAMING MAGAGANDAGANG BAGAY AT TAO NA DADATING SAU... *WINK*
Ito‘yung mga taong hinihintay na gumawa ang tadhana ng paraan para pagtagpuin sila ng kanilang mga "soulmates" and whatever. Ayaw kumilos o kung ano pa dahil naniniwala siya na kung sino man ‘yung talagang meant for him/her ay darating na lang bigla sa paraang maaaring hindi niya inaasahan–wow, parang Serendipity.
Laging maririnig na magsasabing: "Dadating din ‘yan. ‘Wag kasing hanapin!"
>Perfectionist
Simula nung magkamalay ang taong ito, nakalista na ang mga bagay na gusto niya sa kanyang magiging boypren/girlpren. Kapag may nakilala siya at nakitang madumi ang kuko, magkadikit ang kilay, may butas sa ngipin, o parang penguin maglakad, wala na. Turn off na ‘yun para sa kanya.
Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "Ok na sana siya e. Kaya lang gusto ko ‘yung ganito…"
>Busy Bee
Pasensya na sila pero masyado kang maraming inaasikaso tulad ng libro, bolpen, papel at calculator. Umaalis ka ng 6 am sa bahay at umuuwi ng 7 ng gabi ‘pag weekdays. Pagdating mo sa bahay, gagawa lang ng homework at matutulog na. Masaya ka nang makanood ng TV ‘pag Sabado (at gumawa ulit ng homework). Sapat na sa’yo ang kumain sa labas kasama ang pamilya ‘pag Linggo (at gumawa pa rin ng homework).Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "Sorry. Wala akong time sa ganyan e."
>Friend Forever version 1
Kunwari ka pa dyan. Alam mo namang gusto mo talaga ‘yang best friend o special friend mo pero hindi mo lang sinasabi at pinapadama dahil ayaw mong masira ang pagkakaibigan niyong dalawa. ‘Yung tipong ‘pag may kasamang iba ‘yung gusto mo, kunwari ka pang masaya ka para sa kanya pero sa totoo lang, gusto mo na malusaw na parang ice caps dahil sa Global Warming.Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "I’m so happy for you!" o "Sayang naman ‘yung pinagsamahan namin e."
>Friend Forever version 2
Wala tayong magagawa pero talagang malapit ka lang sa kabilang kasarian–pero bilang kaibigan lang. One-of-the-boys, ladies’ man. Hindi ka naman homo o bi pero sadyang kaibigan lang ang tingin mo sa mga taong hindi mo kapareho ng chromosomes. Masaya ka nang nakaka-hang-out lang sila, nakakakwentuhan, niyayakap nang walanghalong malisya.Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "May inuman ba mamaya?" (kung babae) o "Hatid ko ba kayo mamaya?" (kung lalaki)
>Born to be One
Single-blessed ka at wala ka nang magagawa kung ganun. Nilikha ka siguro para maging
mag-isa (pero syempre may pamilya at kaibigan ka naman, duh)
>Happy-go-lucky
‘Eto ‘yung taong masaya na sa trip-trip lang at kung anu-anong mga happenings. Kahit sino na lang basta no strings attached. For fun lang at walang seryosohan please. Personally, ayoko nung mga ganito. Umaapaw lang siguro ‘yung mga taong ganito sa L. Magbuhos ka nalang ng malamig na tubig sa iyong buong katawan at solb na ‘yan.Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "I’m not ready to commit e, but I really like you."
>Wrong Time
Eto naman ‘yung mga laging dinadahilan na masyado pa silang bata o kaya masyado na silang matanda. May mga tao raw na ganyan, ‘yung pakiramdam nila laging may tamang panahon para sa pag-ibig. Pero ang labo lang kasi tuwing may pagkakataon naman, lagi nilang naiisip na maling panahon pa iyon. Oo, wrong timing lagi ang pag-ibig para sa kanila kasi madalas sumasakto kung kelan meron silang board exams, problema sa pamilya, o long test kinabukasan.
Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "We had the right love at the wrong time…"
>Parent Trap
Ayaw ni mama o ni papa na magkaboypren/girlpren ang kanilang unica hija/hijo kahit na 22 years old na ito at kumikita na ng sarili niyang pera. Kailangan daw magkaron ka muna ng isang strand ng puting buhok bago may makadalaw sa’yo sa bahay. O kaya, baka ikaw ‘yung may problema dahil natatakot ka sa iisipin ng mga magulang mo tungkol sa taong iyong gusto. Baka kasi sabihin nila na masyado siyang bansot/ matangkad/
baboy/ payatot para sa’yo.Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "Baka kasi magalit si Mama/ Papa."
>Trauma
Dahil sa dami ng mga heartbreak na iyong nadama at emo songs na napakinggan mo na noon, sinumpa mo nang hindi ka magmamahal. Ayaw mo na. Sawa ka na sa paglalaslas ng pulso, este, sa paglalagay ng mga madramang stat message sa YM at pag-iyak ng balde-baldeng luha. Awwwww. Pwede rin namang masyado kang insecure sa sarili mo kaya hindi ka makapagmatapang
na magventure into some love quest.Laging maririnig nanagsasabing: "Pagod na pagod na akong masaktan!"
>Your Ex-Lover Is (NOT) Dead
Yikeeee. Mahal pa rin niya ang kanyang ex at hindi siya maka-get-over the
person. Boo. Pilit pa ring inaalala ang mga tawanan, iyakan, at PDA
moments nilang dalawa kahit ‘yung ex niya ay nakikipag-(insert verb
here) na sa ibang babae/lalaki. Sasabihin mong nakapag-move on ka na
pero pag nagkwentuhan tungkol sa pag-ibig, tandadadaaaaan! Siya na
naman naiisip mo.
Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "I’m over him/her…" *tapos iiyak bigla*
>Ayaw
Dalawa na namang kaso ito. Una, ayaw mo lang talaga magka-"someone". Hindi ko na pipilitin ungkatin ‘yung dahilan pero may mga pagkakataon lang talaga na ayaw mo. Ikalawa naman, baka…ayaw kasi sa’yo nung gusto mo.
And that’s the shizzest thing ever! Pwedeng ayaw niya sa’yo dahil may girlpren/boypren siya, busy siya or whatever, o kaya ayaw ka lang niya talaga at wala ka nang magagawa kung ganun. Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "Ayoko pa magkaboypren/girlpren e." o "Hindi naman niya ako gusto."
hanggang tumanda ka na at ipadala sa Home for the Aged. Marami akong kakilalang mukhang ganito ang patutunguhan at hindi naman sila mga pangit o abnoy talaga. Minsan lang, masyado silang masungit.
Ikaw, saan ka?
*** Just a thought abt this... love and singleh0od are overrated...
almost everywhere i go, every gathering, b0oze sessi0n, small chitchat even in the office t0pic
palage pgiging single and love life!!!
Eto pa, pag may bagong kakilala or may friend na nakita k0 after quite sometime and plage question is musta lovelife? Shempre answer k0, single eh...
Next na banat saken WEH??? o di kaya BAKET??? o IMPOSIBLE NMAN UN!!!
^nakaka l0ka db? cge nga pag ikaw pn0 m sasagutin yung gant0ng mga tan0ng???^
Kaya ak0 d usual na answer...eh MANHATER ak0 eh ^which is true nman pwera lang kay papi helterbrand and tubid^
Shempre d pa natatap0s jan ang saga...may sag0t pa den saken andg mga piplets...
Tip0ng ineng sayang nman o may kakilala ak0 na cute pakilala k0 sau 0r kapag nman mej0 within my parameters et0 banat saken, FREND BAKIT HNDI NALANG KASE SI ANO... or si ANO... may ibang versi0n din nman FREND ALAM MO WAG KANA CHOOSY OKAY NAMN SI... and shempre ung last na hirit GURL UNG MGA NANLIGAW SAU BAKA magsawa yang mga yan... ^san kapa db?!?^
May pagka polite nman ak0 kaya minsan smile nalang ak0 pr0 most of the time hndi k0 maiwasan tumaas ang kilay sa mga gant0ng eksena sa buhay k0 kase nman haller ilang m0nths plang nman ak0ng single and im enjoying every m0ment of it, minsan 00 nman nakaka mish may lablayp kaya lang nman mas masarap single kesa nman sumaket nnman bangs k0 db...hehehe
Para saken lang nman kanya kanyang trip yan db? eh sa masaya ak0 ngaun sa gant0 eh...
and an0ther thing that i need to raise is HNDI LOSER ang pagiging SINGLE!!!
Sabe ng mga friends k0 cynical daw ak0, sabe nman ni LA ^my walking m0uth frend^ xenical daw ak0 lol, but regardless mas OKAY ako sa ganto... For now I have this territorial bubble that nobody can hurt me, as per my sis geechan, tis not yet the right time for m0i...
Ika nga ni bigbow "Gwen youre in no shape to be in a relationship yet..."
Whether if his statement is literaly or figuratively I'm better wid this ^i-convince ba daw sarili lol^
Ang buhay nman ay hndi lang puro nalang pkikipag relasy0n and lablayp. Marame pa den ibang importanteng bagay kagaya ng FAMILY, CAREER, FRIENDS, UR OWN PASSION at para saken eh madameng bagay ak0 pagtuunan ng pansin, sa family k0ng makulet, sa isang damakmak k0ng frends, passion k0 ngaung DRIVING, Mascots BOYS and GURLS, Sunday Shit, JAMSHIPS, FASHION, kaartehan, CAMWHORING, scrapb0oking, blogging
c PAPI HELTERBRAND and tubid... KULANG NA KULANG NA TIME KO db?
Oh sha ang daldal ko nnman basta ung point ko eh
KNG ANO NASA PUSO M SUNDIN MO hehe
at LAGING TANDAAN, KUNG MAY MAWALA MAN SA BUHAY MO, HNDI IBIG SABIHIN AYKATAPUSAN NG MUNDO; MAS MARAMING MAGAGANDAGANG BAGAY AT TAO NA DADATING SAU... *WINK*
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