The Adventures of Pengwen and friends...

A two-month long celeb of D day and Heart's day...

Heart's day eve @ Linden Suites...
Pengwen: Happy Valentines guys!!! KUNG HEI FAT CHOI HUMPY DUMPY BABOY!!
Defender of the Universe: Pronounced sha as Fat sai...
**San kapa...

Having breakfast na and music was blazin... Bglang nag play Walk me home...
Sushi nahiga sa couch and nag emo... ting ting ting ka-ching!!!

Eksena: Sushi, Defender of the universe and Pengwen watching 10 thing I hate about you
Bglang may tumawa, ka sound ni J...
Hanap kameng tatlo... Walang tao...
Defender of the universe: Mukang galeng sa CR.
PAUSE.
Pengwen: Hindi din!!
Sushi, Defender of the universe and Pengwen: Whahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Eksena: Everyone watching I know who killed me...
BigMouth: Grabe skinless cat...
Pengwen: Yesssss... Parang Skinless langgonissa lang!
Pengwen: Ikaw SENIOR LIEMPO HA!!
**basag

Eksena: Watching I know who killed me Lilo pole dancing
Pengwen naka lean kay Sushi parang may nararamdaman na drumroll
Pengwen: Ano ba yan Sushi, pabilis ng pabilis heartbeat mo ramdam na ramdam ko!!

Still wating the same movie...
Pengwen: Twin ibig ba nyan sabihin since twins tau pag tinusok ako mararamdaman mo din?
G2: Cge ikaw muna magpatusok...
Pengwen: Sana pla habang nung nasasaktan ako, nararamdaman mo din...
**May kasunod pa na hinirit c Gurltoy pro auko na sabihin kase hndi kaya i-process ng utak q..hahahaha ALAMO!

Everyone talking about the Aids news...
Bigmouth: Pengwen, malay mo?? SHE might be one of them?
**Winner tlga hirit!!Ewwness un.

Bigmouth: Para lang tau nasa PBB house noh?
Kung nsa PBB kaya tau, cno mananalo?
And cno una ma eevict?
Eh may na evict na nga eh.hehehe

Guitar hero gurl: Nbsa yosi q..
Defender of the universe: Sna cnabe mo saken para naprotektahan ko yosi mo..
Guitar hero gurl: Eh pano mo gagawen un eh laseng na laseng ka nga kagabe!
Gurltoy: Blow dry mo yan sa bathroom..
Guitar hero gurl nagmamadali pumunta and pumasok sa washroom, pag pasok bglang labas..,
Guitar hero gurl: *Chuckling* hehehehe hehe hehehe hehehe
Andon pla c Bigmouth...hehe hehe
Gurltoy and Pengwen:whahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Gurltoy: May nakita kaba?
**Whahahahaha gs2 q mag cartwheel

Bigmouth palabas ng hotel kausap si BF
"Eto kase ang pogi mo eh!"
**Clap clap!!

PADICURE.

Weirdometer.

ABATAR.

Gurltoy: Nagkakaintindihan ba tau??
**parang bulubundukin.lol

PENGWEN: Gurltoy uwe kana, sarap bfast naten...
**Pag uwe ni gurltoy may dalang bfast...toinks! Passive reading.haha

Pengwen: Sushi, what's g****?
Sushi: Ah.. Ah... Ah...
Gurltoy shouting from the terrace: Gurl para ka tlgang cartoons!!!

Pengwen looking for her washed undergarment..
Gurltoy: Gurl nipasok mo ba ung undies ko??
Gurltoy: Hndi..
Pengwen and gurltoy searching the terrace...
**nilipad..ALAMO!hahahaha

Defender of the universe: Sana pla bumili aq ng straw...
Gurltoy and Pengwen Chorus: Ayonnnn oh........ Nituturo straws...
**Uhmm ibang straw pla

Eksena: AM booze session talking about overated lurve
Gurltoy: Ika nga ni Chinchan, parang ung song lang, are you gonna stay with the one who loves you, or are you going back to the one you love?
Pengwen: Ahhhhh... Kala q bday sex...
**haha

Guitar hero Gurl, Defender of the Universe and Pengwen eating senior liempo...
Pengwen daldal daldal with chicken sa bibig: blah blah blah
Guitar hero gurl: Gurlkelangan mo subtitle?

Guitar hero gurl: Defender ubusin mo na ung chicken..
Pengwen cge pa din kaen.
Defender of the universe: Mukang hndi ko na kailangan ubusin...
Pengwen ang sama ng tingin.
**hahahaha

Guitar hero Gurl, Defender of the Universe and Pengwen chatting sa terrace ng kung ano2...
Defender of the universe: Bsta iba iba ung color ng aura, c guitar hero gurl magaling jan... Chaka inalam din nmen ung mga previous lives namen...
Pengwen: Tlga?? Naku ako hndi ko pa na research yan..
Guitar hero gurl: Sa previous life ko royalty daw ako.
Defender of the universe: Ako warrior daw ako, kanang kamay ni Genghis Khan
Pengwen nag iicp...
Pengwen: Ako cguro... Sa previous life ko ano ko... gypsy..
Defender of the universe: (serious mode pa) Ah.. Hndi ka gypsy... Ano ka...
Pengwen: ANO?
Defender of the universe: Ikaw ung nag imbento ng unang computer...
whahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Guitar hero gurl: hahahahaaha ikaw c Pascal!!
Defender: Hndi c pascal un!!!!
Pengwen: OO c Blaise Pascal un!
Guitar hero gurl: Oh... maniwala ka sakanya... comsci yan...
**Ano ba yang comsci na yan!

Pengwen: huhuhu mamimish q tlga kau...
Guitar hero gurl: Wag ka mag alala gurl, ym tau plage, kaya lang................
defender of the universe tawa ng tawa...
Guitar hero gurl: Eto hndi na nga aq ng react..
Pengwen: Ang init na kaya ng ulo q don sa conference, imagine 1hour na kme ngpipilit mag conf.. C Sushi aq pa pnag invite, sbe q magkikita nman bkas, bkas na magusap! Sabe ba nman last na last na... Hndi na ikaw mag invite..
**tsk tsk pro natatawa aq d2 OA.

Eksena: Coal
Mr Dj can u play bday sex??
After take it off..
Gurl u know ah ah ah Gurl u know ah ah ah
**basag!

Defender of the Universe: Ano course mo?
Pengwen: ^answer^
Defender of the universe: ......................?
Nagpipigil tumawa
Pengwen: Lam mo ganto lang yan, hindi lahat binibgay sa isang tao
Defender of the universe: Wla nman ako cnasabe ah.. ^natawa pa din^
Pengwen: Chka ano ba magaling nman ako sa ibang bagay..
Defender of the universe: Saket mo sa bangs!
**Lahat ng yan ng dahil sa PLAYLIST.

Eksena: Hndi makahanap ng parking
Defender of the universe: Cge d2 mo park, left left, kabig sa left
Pengwen: kabig sa right
Defender: Facepong
Pengwen sama ng tingin.
Defender: Cge hndi nako magsasalita. PAUSE. left left.
Pengwen: hmp.
Defender: Cge na lalabas na sisignalan kita
Sushi sa labas: Ayaw tlga nya ng parking noh?
Sushi hndi nakatiis, katok sa window..
Sushi: Pengwen ako na mag park.
Ending hndi rin nkapagpark nghanap pa din ng mas maluwag na parking.

**Ako si Cindesushi..

Pengwen: Ice cream gs2 q ng ice cream!
Gurlto: Gs2dw nya ng ice cream
Sakto may sumaang ice cream
Sushi: ICE CREAM!!!!!!! Tara samahan nyo q sa baba..
Gurltoy and Pengwen synchronized PLAY DEAD...
Sushi: Sabe q nga aq na bababa...
**Lavyah Sushi ure the MAN!!! Este the best!

Sushi: Hndi q alam, pero alam q naman ung mangyayari, alam ko aawayin nyo ko, pero ewan ko ba bat pa din ako sama ng sama senyo..
**Super lav ka nmen!!

My friend's tweets:
@glamgwen love guru herself hits korea! Aja aja fighting! Wahahaha
Strikes again!RT @glamgwen: Yes a heart can hallucinate if its completely starved for love; it can even make monsters seem angels from above
@glamgwen hahaha o0 mare, mainit, parang ulo ko. HOT, parang TAYO.. Wahahaha
Take it from my mare 1/2.. Free advice, n0w streaming! Haha!RT @glamgwen: Im better than your EX, gonna be better than your next *wink wink*
Whahahaha Words of wisdom from the love guru herself! Wahahaha! RT @glamgwen: The hottest love has the coldest end...
The witch is up.. Ready to cast some killing curse.. Avada Kedavra!
I miss @glamgwen because I can't have coffee dates with her since she's in Korea. But i love what we're doin on Facebook!

BF to GF..
Wag mo nga aq i bully!!!
Hndi lahat nadadaan sa pagmamaldita...
**Anonymous by request *wink wink* Pero pasok sa jar!lol

Soo i was talking to his bro..
Pengwen: Hav u talked to Tito lately?
Hahn: Yeah I called him nung bday nya.. After ng phone call nagtext wrong send, may bagong chic nnman..
Pengwen: Hayaan mo na.. Nagbibinata
Hahn: Kase nman! Ang hilig sa chics! Parang c Embot lang!
Pengwen: Hahaha ang hilig sa domestic partner eh.
Hahn: HAHAHAHA domestic partner, oh ayan nakuha nya domestic violence!
**Flimsy Phalanges LOL

And2 ka daw punthan kita swimming tau..
OMG I cant..
Baket??
Wla ako two piece!
**Un yon eh!

F: Gurl I talked to him sorry nasabe q na and2 ka..
Pengwen: Keri lang..
F: Hndi pa din ba tapos yang saga na yan?? T slayer! Hndi nako tinigilan mag swimming daw tau..
Pengwen: Hindi nga aq nkapag dala ng two piece!
F: Nkaka loka ka tlga kahet kelan!