Monday, March 15, 2010

OLDSCHOOL Sportsfest'08. Rocky incident.







The MAJOR OF MY MAJOR BOO BOO'S happened at this event that's why it's sOOooo unforgetable, not only for me but also for A NUMBER of peeps who witnessed it.
It actualy became a laughing topic for quite sometime, tis been two years but my ears- no! my entire face still turn red whenever me and my friends talk about it, they're like oh my god nkakahiya tlga un, and guess what? It was about Rocky, who by the way was the finest guy at Philam then, almost all the chics drool over him, even my hot friends over the mortagage dept were smittened over him (dats how fine he is). As for me, twas just like a hs feeling whenever I see him, and you know damn well what hs crush is, how do i say it?? UHmm basta FEEL GOOD sha... So here's what happened... Me and my friends went to MAnila Polo Club for the sportfest's closing ceremony. We got there dusk and dinner was already ready. Ken Boy and I went to the serving area right away coz the queue was kinda long. While were waiting, I was like "Boy nakita mo na ba c Rocky ulam?"
Ken boy: Hndi pa eh. Pag nakita ko turo ko agad sau
Pengwen: Hay sana andito si ulam para busog ako.hehehe
Ken Boy: Eh bka hndi rin pumunta un?
Tas biglang dumaan si Rocky sa harap namen, kinda like 4 meters away from us.
Pengwen:Oh my god BOY! And2 na si ulam!!! Oh my god complte meal nako, busog nnman ako wheee!
Ken Boy tawa ng tawa.
SO after getting loads of fetucini, mashed potatoes, chicken and all that we went back to our table. I saw Alex (my manager hus sooOo into hotsauce) kinda frolicking with the peeps seated in our area (there were roughly 14 dbp peeps) so I was like in an ecstatic shrieking manner "Alex, and2 c loaded rocky!!! Full meal nnman ako Oh my god!!!!"
Alex: Oh really? Do you want me to get him? Bring him here on your table and introduce him to you?
I didnt take his statement seriously so I was like "Sure!!!! I'd love that!!!!!"
So after the exchange of nonsense jokes and dares, I took a seat beside JL and Ken and started to munch mouthful fetucini while listening to Alunday's non stop kwento. Okay, so imagine me, sitting comfortably, eating carbs and listening to friend's chitchat- What a sight right? Anyhoooo, the next scenario is still VERY VIVID to me... I twirled a big portion of fetucini and placed it in my mouth, and before I was able to swallow it, I saw on my peripheral vision Alex and Rocky approaching my direction, and before I knew it they we're both already beside me, and Alex was like "Gwen hello! I'd like you to meet Rocky, Rocky this is Gwen..."
And I don't really know what the heck happened but my body automaticaly reacted, I dont really know, but my esophagus narrowed and the fetucini got stuck on my freakin throat!!! Im not exag or anything pro hndi tlga aq makahinga that time. Funny thing is, everyone in our table stopped eating to watch rocky and gwen's acquaintance. So nkaharap ako kay Alex and Alex was still blabbing and blabbing kinda like Rocky shes one of my best people on the floor, shes pretty ganyan all that ish, pro wag ka hndi nako makahnga nyan! Tas I started coughing, choking coughing, ganon.. Tas c alex daldal pa din daldal kahet ng cough nako, tas hawak ko na ung throat ko kase as in oa hndi nako makahnga, tas hndi ako makapag react, tas Rocky was like "Okay lang ba sha?" Tas nuhawak na sha sa likod ko tas cough pa din ako ng cough, as in I was making turn off cough sounds! Tas naalala ko everyone was looking at me parang nasa state of shock lang cla lahat na wla man lang nkaicp na kumuha ng water or anything, as in lahat cla malaki ung eyes na parang shocked sa nakikita nla, tas I remember JL may hawak na glass tas naalala ko ni grab ko ung glass kay JL tas aun, hndi ako namatay.. Muntik lang! Because of Rocky... Nakak loka lang dba? Tas aun nung nkainom nako ng water aun nahimasmasan na lahat ng tao, I remember Alunday and Glenny saying na "akala namen nag jo joke ka lang pero nung nag violet kana don namen na realize na totoo na sha" "Hndi kame nkapag react nkapanic and shock hitsura mo" "Ano ba un gwen parang movie lang" "Para ka tlagang bloopers!!!"
Tas eto c Alex nman sabe nkaka turn of f daw tlga ung pag cough ko, ay naku keber nako non noh, muntik nako mamatay iicpn ko paba ung sound ng cough ko dba" So that's the official start of my gazilion stories abt rocky,... and that's how my near death experience went down. ^__^

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