Saturday, May 29, 2010
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Dear Mr. Bob Ong
Dear Mr. Bob Ong,
Matagal ko na pong nililigawan itong ramp model na stage actress na nakilala ko recently sa isang party. Nasisiraan na ako ng bait. Pag nakilala mo siya, tiyak matutunaw ang utak mo sa kakaisip sa kanya.
Hingi lang po ako ng advice. Paano ko po siya mapapaibig? Bibigyan ko ba siya ng tula ? Haharanahin ko ba siya? Roses? Kalachuchi? Chocnut at sampaguita?
In lab na po ako. Ano po ang gagawin ko? Is she the one.
Lubos na gumagalang,
- Bartolome –
— ANG REPLY ––
Dear Bartolome,
Hindi ka talaga sasagutin niyang nililigawan mo. Napaka-old school kasi ng mga tactics mo. Wala nang gumagawa ng ganyan. Sa panahon ngayon, lahat ng bagay, nagtaas na. Nagtaas na ang gasolina, nagtaas na ang presyo ng bigas at mga bilihin, nagtaas na ang pamasahe, at lalong nagtaas na rin ng standards ang mga babae. Hindi na uubra yang siopao at kalachuci mo. Lalo na yung huli mong binigay, hopia at santan. Ano ba pare? Ano’ng era ka ba pinanganak?
Pero don’t worry. It’s not too late. May pag-asa ka pa. Hindi pa naman siya kinakasal at di pa niya sinasagot yung crush niya na basketball player. Kahit lamang siya ng sampung paligo sa’yo, daanin mo sa utak at creativity. Dahil aminin na natin, iyon na lang talaga ang pag-asa mo. Heto, bibigyan kita ng mga simple, tried and tested na mga regalo para di siya mapurga sa hopia at siomai. Sundin mo ‘to, tiyak na lalaglag ang bagang niya sa’yo. Mga medyo more than your usual regalong panligaw:
1. Bili ka ng century tuna. Ilagay mo sa isang napakalaking box—yung sinlaki ng TV o kaya box ng desktop PC mo. Tapos balutan mo ng magarang pambalot. Kuntsabahin mo na yung teacher niya sa Calculus. Sa gitna ng klase, bigla kang kumatok sa classroom. Pero dapat, incognito ka. Magsuot ka ng LBC jacket, magshades, at magsuot ng surgical mask. Pagpasok mo sa classroom, iabot mo yung box sa teacher, at papirmahin mo ng acknowledgement receipt. Tapos pabuksan mo in front of everyone. Tignan mong mabuti ang reaction sa mukha niya.
Later during the day, pag tinanong niya kung bakit Century Tuna ang binigay mo, iikot mo yung lata at ituro mo yung sign na “Omega 8.” Pag tinanong niya kung ano yung Omega 8, sabihin mo: “because you’re good for my heart.”
2. Mangolekta ka ng isang dosenang hanger na libre mong nakukuha tuwing nagpapa-dry clean ka. Tapos, sa bawat hanger, isulat mo: “I miss hanging out with you.”
3. Instead of roses, kuha ka ng tissue paper sa banyo ng school mo. Gawin mong tissue paper roses. Gawa ka ng isang dosena. Pag-abot mo, sabihin mo, “Ganito kalinis ang pag-ibig ko sa’yo.”
4. Bili ka ng tetra pack ng mantikang Minola. Tapos bilugan mo yung “with Omega 8.” Hindi na siya magtatanong kung bakit.
5. Bigyan mo ng ice cream cone. Dapat cone lang at walang ice cream. Pag hinanap niya yung ice cream, sabihin mo, “natunaw na kakatitig sa’yo.”
6. Bili ka ng sandosenang box ng crayola. Kolektahin mo lahat ng black. Lagay mo sa isang box ng crayola. Sa likod, isulat mo: “Walang kulay ang buhay kung wala ka.”
7. Bigyan mo siya ng mumurahing bumbilya. Alam mo na siguro by this time kung ano ang isasagot pag tinanong niya kung bakit. (para sa mga hindi maka-“gets”, kapag tinanong ka, ang sagot mo ay, “sapagkat, ikaw lamang ang tanging ilaw at liwanag sa buhay ko”, o kaya naman ay, “you light up my life”…
8. I-text mo siya ng: “Hindi tayo tao, hindi tayo hayop, hindi tayo halaman. Bagay tayo. Bagay!”
9. Bigyan mo siya ng calling card ng MMDA. Sa likod, isulat mo “para pag nagkabanggaan ang puso natin.”
10. Padalhan mo ng Happy Meal pero huwag mong ibibigay yung libreng laruan. Paghinanap niya, sabihin mo: “Ako yung freebie, at ikaw yung meal na nagpapahappy sa’kin.”
11. Sunugin ang kanyang bahay at padalhan ng hallmark card: “aanhin mo pa ang bahay mo, kung matagal ka nang nakatira sa puso ko”
12. Pagatapos sunugin ang kanyang bahay, padalhan siya ng isang box ng posporo, Guitar brand. unahan ang kanyang galit at sabihin, “ayan ang posporo na ginamit ko sa pagsunog ng iyong bahay, match na tayo”
13. Sa kalagitnaan ng isang malupit na bagyo, pasalubungan sya ng “salbabida”, wag payong, o mainit na mami. Pag nagtanong bakit? ang isagot mo ay ” ayaw kong malunod ka sa pag mamahal ko.”
14. Pag pumayag na siyang makipagdate, dalhin mo siya sa canteen at huwag bibitawan ang kamay. Pag tinanong niya kung bakit, ituro mo yun sign na “don’t leave your valuables unattended”
Handang tumulong lagi,
-Bob Ong-
Matagal ko na pong nililigawan itong ramp model na stage actress na nakilala ko recently sa isang party. Nasisiraan na ako ng bait. Pag nakilala mo siya, tiyak matutunaw ang utak mo sa kakaisip sa kanya.
Hingi lang po ako ng advice. Paano ko po siya mapapaibig? Bibigyan ko ba siya ng tula ? Haharanahin ko ba siya? Roses? Kalachuchi? Chocnut at sampaguita?
In lab na po ako. Ano po ang gagawin ko? Is she the one.
Lubos na gumagalang,
- Bartolome –
— ANG REPLY ––
Dear Bartolome,
Hindi ka talaga sasagutin niyang nililigawan mo. Napaka-old school kasi ng mga tactics mo. Wala nang gumagawa ng ganyan. Sa panahon ngayon, lahat ng bagay, nagtaas na. Nagtaas na ang gasolina, nagtaas na ang presyo ng bigas at mga bilihin, nagtaas na ang pamasahe, at lalong nagtaas na rin ng standards ang mga babae. Hindi na uubra yang siopao at kalachuci mo. Lalo na yung huli mong binigay, hopia at santan. Ano ba pare? Ano’ng era ka ba pinanganak?
Pero don’t worry. It’s not too late. May pag-asa ka pa. Hindi pa naman siya kinakasal at di pa niya sinasagot yung crush niya na basketball player. Kahit lamang siya ng sampung paligo sa’yo, daanin mo sa utak at creativity. Dahil aminin na natin, iyon na lang talaga ang pag-asa mo. Heto, bibigyan kita ng mga simple, tried and tested na mga regalo para di siya mapurga sa hopia at siomai. Sundin mo ‘to, tiyak na lalaglag ang bagang niya sa’yo. Mga medyo more than your usual regalong panligaw:
1. Bili ka ng century tuna. Ilagay mo sa isang napakalaking box—yung sinlaki ng TV o kaya box ng desktop PC mo. Tapos balutan mo ng magarang pambalot. Kuntsabahin mo na yung teacher niya sa Calculus. Sa gitna ng klase, bigla kang kumatok sa classroom. Pero dapat, incognito ka. Magsuot ka ng LBC jacket, magshades, at magsuot ng surgical mask. Pagpasok mo sa classroom, iabot mo yung box sa teacher, at papirmahin mo ng acknowledgement receipt. Tapos pabuksan mo in front of everyone. Tignan mong mabuti ang reaction sa mukha niya.
Later during the day, pag tinanong niya kung bakit Century Tuna ang binigay mo, iikot mo yung lata at ituro mo yung sign na “Omega 8.” Pag tinanong niya kung ano yung Omega 8, sabihin mo: “because you’re good for my heart.”
2. Mangolekta ka ng isang dosenang hanger na libre mong nakukuha tuwing nagpapa-dry clean ka. Tapos, sa bawat hanger, isulat mo: “I miss hanging out with you.”
3. Instead of roses, kuha ka ng tissue paper sa banyo ng school mo. Gawin mong tissue paper roses. Gawa ka ng isang dosena. Pag-abot mo, sabihin mo, “Ganito kalinis ang pag-ibig ko sa’yo.”
4. Bili ka ng tetra pack ng mantikang Minola. Tapos bilugan mo yung “with Omega 8.” Hindi na siya magtatanong kung bakit.
5. Bigyan mo ng ice cream cone. Dapat cone lang at walang ice cream. Pag hinanap niya yung ice cream, sabihin mo, “natunaw na kakatitig sa’yo.”
6. Bili ka ng sandosenang box ng crayola. Kolektahin mo lahat ng black. Lagay mo sa isang box ng crayola. Sa likod, isulat mo: “Walang kulay ang buhay kung wala ka.”
7. Bigyan mo siya ng mumurahing bumbilya. Alam mo na siguro by this time kung ano ang isasagot pag tinanong niya kung bakit. (para sa mga hindi maka-“gets”, kapag tinanong ka, ang sagot mo ay, “sapagkat, ikaw lamang ang tanging ilaw at liwanag sa buhay ko”, o kaya naman ay, “you light up my life”…
8. I-text mo siya ng: “Hindi tayo tao, hindi tayo hayop, hindi tayo halaman. Bagay tayo. Bagay!”
9. Bigyan mo siya ng calling card ng MMDA. Sa likod, isulat mo “para pag nagkabanggaan ang puso natin.”
10. Padalhan mo ng Happy Meal pero huwag mong ibibigay yung libreng laruan. Paghinanap niya, sabihin mo: “Ako yung freebie, at ikaw yung meal na nagpapahappy sa’kin.”
11. Sunugin ang kanyang bahay at padalhan ng hallmark card: “aanhin mo pa ang bahay mo, kung matagal ka nang nakatira sa puso ko”
12. Pagatapos sunugin ang kanyang bahay, padalhan siya ng isang box ng posporo, Guitar brand. unahan ang kanyang galit at sabihin, “ayan ang posporo na ginamit ko sa pagsunog ng iyong bahay, match na tayo”
13. Sa kalagitnaan ng isang malupit na bagyo, pasalubungan sya ng “salbabida”, wag payong, o mainit na mami. Pag nagtanong bakit? ang isagot mo ay ” ayaw kong malunod ka sa pag mamahal ko.”
14. Pag pumayag na siyang makipagdate, dalhin mo siya sa canteen at huwag bibitawan ang kamay. Pag tinanong niya kung bakit, ituro mo yun sign na “don’t leave your valuables unattended”
Handang tumulong lagi,
-Bob Ong-
Love guru strikes again
"Noong minahal kita, daig ko pa na'traffic sa EDSA.
I can’t move on."
Sa haba man ng prusisyon... tantya ko... sa hiwalayan din ang tuloy.Kung hindi mo sila kayang i-convince.. iconfuse mo na lang sila
“Kung ano ang nandyan, kung ano ang meron sa ngayon, pagyamanin. Pag may dumating na ibang opurtunidad, pag aralan, kung ayon, wag palalagpasin.”
Don’t face your problem if your problem is your face… Umiwas sa lahat ng bagay na nakakaninag - salamin, microwave, magfocus sa mga letra kapag nasa harap ng computer screen..FOR TOGE..
isa sa pinakamagandang feeling sa mundo ay yung nagsimulang gumanda ulit ang nararamdaman mo pagkatapos mo dumaan sa kalungkutan
Wag nang ipilit ang isang bagay na hindi dapat para sa iyo. Dalawa lang yan, hindi ito bumagay sa iyo, o ilagay mo ang sarili mo sa alanganin.”
Hindi ka makapagmamahal ng totoo sa isang tao kung natatakot kang masaktan..
friendship OVER love ...
tama ang maging HONEST, pero hindi mo naman kailangan sabihin ang lahat
ng hirap sa pakiramdam yung hindi mo masabing nasasaktan ka na
nagawa mong magkamali NOON, ginagawa mo ulit ang pagkakamaling yun NGAYON, kaya hindi malabong GAWIN mo ulit ang pagkakamaling yun sa HINAHARAP...
ITS NOT ME ITS YOU.lol
"Alam mo ba kung gaano kalayo ang pagitan ng dalawang tao pag nagtalikuran na sila? Kailangan mong libutin ang buong mundo para lang makaharap ulit ang taong tinalikuran mo."
love love love!*sigh*
Just for my opening spiel: This is not in anyway about me, okay?lol reactions and pm's not allowed!!!
Okay... So what is up with the season lately that lotsa people are going crazy about love (and dats regardless of geographic location,is this global heartbreaking?haha)??? One of my closest friends (I'll keep the identity anonymous) called it quits with her LTR boyfriend of five effin' years after months of cool off mode... I know right?! Deyr bringing the fad back *COOL OFF* (lavyah friend!) Anyhoooo, it actualy started from like getting fed up of the routinary thingy, twas like everythin piled up and boom just like that.. sad but just like what we've talked about in the past, its better to let it go rather than stay miserable together and waste each other's precious time. EASIER SAID THAN DONE THOUGH. As a matter of fact, it's gonna be sOo damn hard in the first few months (well actualy it varies, i know sum ppol which took FOREVER just to get over) but it's as if you have a choice? All you can do is help yourself or let urself consumed. Just like wat they say, TRY REAL HARD TO GET OVER COZ IF YOU CANT, URE GOING UNDER.. Another story nman is my former bayaw, another super sayang coz his girl was effin' pretty... well things went south daw, sumthing like may third party but not in his side.. He tried to patch things up but he said he feels like the ship is already a trash... Well shempre my sympathy is with him regardless, sabe q nlang sakanya hndi din aq expert sa field na yan *lol* pro alam ko khet cheesy man pakinggan kung tlgang love nyo ung ship nyo khet may iba peeps pa kau ma meet ul end up going back to each other... Pro kung wla na, move on nalang and wag gumaya sa kua nya na binangga ung auto *hahahaha* i was touched tho kase sbe nya he wanted to share it lang nman daw with me kase aq unang ate nya *awwww....* gnon daw pag ate...hehe sayang kung pde lang mag teleport ppntang LA sabe q sasamahan q sha uminom and hahanapan q sha ng chic..hahaha
AnothA close friend broke up with her boyfriend yest... WHAT IS UP??? Is this like a disease? Or more of a cure?? GOSH GOSH GOSH... Well what do I know IM ONLY A LOVE GURU??hahaha
========>>>>>By the way this is a POST POSTING...
Okay... So what is up with the season lately that lotsa people are going crazy about love (and dats regardless of geographic location,is this global heartbreaking?haha)??? One of my closest friends (I'll keep the identity anonymous) called it quits with her LTR boyfriend of five effin' years after months of cool off mode... I know right?! Deyr bringing the fad back *COOL OFF* (lavyah friend!) Anyhoooo, it actualy started from like getting fed up of the routinary thingy, twas like everythin piled up and boom just like that.. sad but just like what we've talked about in the past, its better to let it go rather than stay miserable together and waste each other's precious time. EASIER SAID THAN DONE THOUGH. As a matter of fact, it's gonna be sOo damn hard in the first few months (well actualy it varies, i know sum ppol which took FOREVER just to get over) but it's as if you have a choice? All you can do is help yourself or let urself consumed. Just like wat they say, TRY REAL HARD TO GET OVER COZ IF YOU CANT, URE GOING UNDER.. Another story nman is my former bayaw, another super sayang coz his girl was effin' pretty... well things went south daw, sumthing like may third party but not in his side.. He tried to patch things up but he said he feels like the ship is already a trash... Well shempre my sympathy is with him regardless, sabe q nlang sakanya hndi din aq expert sa field na yan *lol* pro alam ko khet cheesy man pakinggan kung tlgang love nyo ung ship nyo khet may iba peeps pa kau ma meet ul end up going back to each other... Pro kung wla na, move on nalang and wag gumaya sa kua nya na binangga ung auto *hahahaha* i was touched tho kase sbe nya he wanted to share it lang nman daw with me kase aq unang ate nya *awwww....* gnon daw pag ate...hehe sayang kung pde lang mag teleport ppntang LA sabe q sasamahan q sha uminom and hahanapan q sha ng chic..hahaha
AnothA close friend broke up with her boyfriend yest... WHAT IS UP??? Is this like a disease? Or more of a cure?? GOSH GOSH GOSH... Well what do I know IM ONLY A LOVE GURU??hahaha
========>>>>>By the way this is a POST POSTING...
Friday, May 21, 2010
Happy Happy bodai Sis Pau!!!
My friend, spiritual adviser, guitar hero gurl, my gulong kaberks, my sis, my comforter, my life coach, my SIS... HAPPY HAPPY BDAY PAU!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry for the delayed post, u know nman a lil busy lately.... I rly wish I'm there to celeb and parteeee wid u guys... Imish all our moments...
What is three years to a lifetime? Sis gulong tau... Can we go exclusive? ABATAR ABATAR, Mga up to dawn tictacs, Dont wori mag chat tau plage sabay pause, ano ka sa past life mo moments, ung pagpasok m sa cr na andon c bgbow, ung mga sis sis i need you moments and a whole lot more... Thanks for the memries and friendship, I feel like kapamilya q na kau...CHEESY!!! Old pic na yan chaka na ung mga bago impt may pic hehehehehe Cnsha na nagmamadali ako,chka na ung iba,... Bsta I wish u happiness and more gulong moments... Bsta u know nman I have your back, we have ur back REGARDLESS... Lavyah sis!
"LIFE IS SHORT BUT MEMRIES ARE LONG, THANKS FOR ADDING HAPPINESS TO PENGWEN'S LIFE"
What is three years to a lifetime? Sis gulong tau... Can we go exclusive? ABATAR ABATAR, Mga up to dawn tictacs, Dont wori mag chat tau plage sabay pause, ano ka sa past life mo moments, ung pagpasok m sa cr na andon c bgbow, ung mga sis sis i need you moments and a whole lot more... Thanks for the memries and friendship, I feel like kapamilya q na kau...CHEESY!!! Old pic na yan chaka na ung mga bago impt may pic hehehehehe Cnsha na nagmamadali ako,chka na ung iba,... Bsta I wish u happiness and more gulong moments... Bsta u know nman I have your back, we have ur back REGARDLESS... Lavyah sis!
"LIFE IS SHORT BUT MEMRIES ARE LONG, THANKS FOR ADDING HAPPINESS TO PENGWEN'S LIFE"
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Chronicles of Pengwen in IZOO
"Sir, you should take care of your health! Cause..........................................(very long pause)
Cause "HEALTH IS WEALTH" *tumbling"
Breakup Buddy: Minsan, malungkot din pala mag isa noh?
Pengwen: Hindi din!
Ganda A: "Bakit ako pa???"
Pengwen: Kung maldita sha, mas maldita ako!
Spiritual Adviser: What is three years to a lifetime?
Polar Bear: Pengwen, do you wanna eat?
Pengwen: Huh? It's already past 930am... Gotta work...
Polar Bear: No I mean I'm gonna buy food for you and eat here.
Pengwen: Awww touching! BUT I WANT CAKE!!
Everyone overhearing our conv laughing (coz wla nman malapit na mabibilhan cake d2 sa ofce as in super)
Polar BEar: Where am I gonna get cake here???
Pause.
POlar Bear: Okay I'll find cake for you...
SABAY ALES.
Meow: Bakla KARIR NA YAN!!!!!!!!!!!! Kanina ka pa hinahanap nyan paikot ikot...San ka ba galeng??Naks bakla!!!!!
Pengwen: Oh my god Im soooOOo effin touched.
After 30mins..
Polar Bear: Pengwen this is the only cake that I got...
Gandas synchronized: Ayyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Pengwen: Thank yaw.... *kiligs*
Pengwen HNDI MABIBILI ANG PEACE OF MIND...
PENGWEN GUSTO MOBA FIVE YRS TEN YEARS FROM NOW PAGSISIHAN M NA HNDI MO GINAWA UN??
Last night, I've talked to my twin for gazilion hours... it was pure non stop giggles and laughing... We were talking about life and love in general..AHEM!
"YOU CANT BE SOMEONE'S CURE"
"Ako hndi ka papaiyakin papasayahin lang"
"Sir, YOU SHOULD TAKE CARE OF YOUR HEALTH.............
COZ.....................................
HEALTH IS WEALTH..." *PenGwen tumbling*
Pengwen: Boss, it was your brother's request... Polar Bear...
Boss: How cute. Polar Bear and Pengwen.hala tumbling!
Paolo LOVERS OF ANTARTICA!
Pengwen late dunmating sa ofce kase may meeting..
Pag dating q sa desk q, nakita ko ung calling card ko na na cut ung name na Gwen.
Pengwen lapit kay Paolo,
Pengwen: Paolo baket na cut tong calling card ko?
Lahat ng nka rinig sabay tawa..
Pengwen: Baket?
Paolo turo sa desk q,
pag tingin ko ung penguin stuffy ko may name na Gwen and may hat na.
Paolo: Ginawa yan ni olar bear for u oh dba ang sweet////
Meow: Ayyyyiiiiiii Ang sweet sweet ni polar bear dba???
Pengwen lapit kay POlar..
Pengwen: Hey Polar thanks alot... Im touched...
Polar Bear: Did you like it?
Pengwen: Yeah
Pagbalik q sa desk ko
Paolo: Pengwen super effort jan c polar bear as in hanap sha ng hanap ng warrior wand ang sweeeetttt diba?
TGIS: What if QUESTNS?? Cno mas gusto mo c oso or c piolo?
Pengwen: Tinatanong paba yan?? Shempre c PIOLO.
TGIS SYNCHRONIZED TAWA
Pengwen maldita mode
Can you give me a statement without erasures? SABAY PAYPAY NG paper AND STROKE NG HAIR.lol
Meow TGIS TAU! TROPANG GANDA INGGIT CLA
C RUFFA NMAN MEMBER NG TPMS TROPANG PANGET MMTAY CLA
Winner tlga c Meow!
Is there someone else?
YES. *BOW*
(The WHO itey? Hulaan nyo!lol)
TGIS watching miss u like crazy
Ganda 1: Kung ako lalaki and hahanapin q c pengwen pupunta lang ako ng orchard
hahahaahhahahahahahahahahaha shoppingera!
Cause "HEALTH IS WEALTH" *tumbling"
Breakup Buddy: Minsan, malungkot din pala mag isa noh?
Pengwen: Hindi din!
Ganda A: "Bakit ako pa???"
Pengwen: Kung maldita sha, mas maldita ako!
Spiritual Adviser: What is three years to a lifetime?
Polar Bear: Pengwen, do you wanna eat?
Pengwen: Huh? It's already past 930am... Gotta work...
Polar Bear: No I mean I'm gonna buy food for you and eat here.
Pengwen: Awww touching! BUT I WANT CAKE!!
Everyone overhearing our conv laughing (coz wla nman malapit na mabibilhan cake d2 sa ofce as in super)
Polar BEar: Where am I gonna get cake here???
Pause.
POlar Bear: Okay I'll find cake for you...
SABAY ALES.
Meow: Bakla KARIR NA YAN!!!!!!!!!!!! Kanina ka pa hinahanap nyan paikot ikot...San ka ba galeng??Naks bakla!!!!!
Pengwen: Oh my god Im soooOOo effin touched.
After 30mins..
Polar Bear: Pengwen this is the only cake that I got...
Gandas synchronized: Ayyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Pengwen: Thank yaw.... *kiligs*
Pengwen HNDI MABIBILI ANG PEACE OF MIND...
PENGWEN GUSTO MOBA FIVE YRS TEN YEARS FROM NOW PAGSISIHAN M NA HNDI MO GINAWA UN??
Last night, I've talked to my twin for gazilion hours... it was pure non stop giggles and laughing... We were talking about life and love in general..AHEM!
"YOU CANT BE SOMEONE'S CURE"
"Ako hndi ka papaiyakin papasayahin lang"
"Sir, YOU SHOULD TAKE CARE OF YOUR HEALTH.............
COZ.....................................
HEALTH IS WEALTH..." *PenGwen tumbling*
Pengwen: Boss, it was your brother's request... Polar Bear...
Boss: How cute. Polar Bear and Pengwen.hala tumbling!
Paolo LOVERS OF ANTARTICA!
Pengwen late dunmating sa ofce kase may meeting..
Pag dating q sa desk q, nakita ko ung calling card ko na na cut ung name na Gwen.
Pengwen lapit kay Paolo,
Pengwen: Paolo baket na cut tong calling card ko?
Lahat ng nka rinig sabay tawa..
Pengwen: Baket?
Paolo turo sa desk q,
pag tingin ko ung penguin stuffy ko may name na Gwen and may hat na.
Paolo: Ginawa yan ni olar bear for u oh dba ang sweet////
Meow: Ayyyyiiiiiii Ang sweet sweet ni polar bear dba???
Pengwen lapit kay POlar..
Pengwen: Hey Polar thanks alot... Im touched...
Polar Bear: Did you like it?
Pengwen: Yeah
Pagbalik q sa desk ko
Paolo: Pengwen super effort jan c polar bear as in hanap sha ng hanap ng warrior wand ang sweeeetttt diba?
TGIS: What if QUESTNS?? Cno mas gusto mo c oso or c piolo?
Pengwen: Tinatanong paba yan?? Shempre c PIOLO.
TGIS SYNCHRONIZED TAWA
Pengwen maldita mode
Can you give me a statement without erasures? SABAY PAYPAY NG paper AND STROKE NG HAIR.lol
Meow TGIS TAU! TROPANG GANDA INGGIT CLA
C RUFFA NMAN MEMBER NG TPMS TROPANG PANGET MMTAY CLA
Winner tlga c Meow!
Is there someone else?
YES. *BOW*
(The WHO itey? Hulaan nyo!lol)
TGIS watching miss u like crazy
Ganda 1: Kung ako lalaki and hahanapin q c pengwen pupunta lang ako ng orchard
hahahaahhahahahahahahahahaha shoppingera!
Sunday, May 16, 2010
You to me are everything movie lol
Friday, May 14, 2010
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Monday, May 10, 2010
Say OK..
You are fine
You are sweet
But I'm still a bit naive with my heart
When ya close I don't breathe
I can't find the words to speak
I feel sparks
But I don't wanna be into you
If you are not looking for true love
No I don't wanna start seeing you
If I can't be your only one
So tell me when it's not alright
When it's not OK
Will you try to make me feel better?
Will you say alright? (say alright)
Will you say OK? (Say OK)
Will you stick with me through whatever?
Or run away?
(Say that it's gonna be alright. That it's gonna be OK)
Say OK.
When you call I don't know if I should pick up the phone everytime
I'm not like all my friends who keep calling up the boys,
I'm so shy
But I don't wanna be into you
If you don't treat me the right way
See I can only start seeing you
If you can make my heart feel safe (feel safe)
When it's not alright
When it's not OK
Will you try to make me feel better?
Will you say alright? (say alright)
Will you say OK? (Say OK)
Will you stick with me through whatever?
Or run away
(Say that it's gonna be alright. That it's gonna be OK
Don't run away, don't run away)
Let me know if it's gonna be you
Boy, you've got some things to prove
Let me know that you'll keep me safe
I don't want you to run away so
Let me know that you'll call on time
Let me know that you'll help me shine
Will you wipe my tears away
Will you hold me close and safe
When it's not alright
When it's not OK
Will you try to make me feel better
Will you say alright? (say alright)
Will you say OK? (Say OK)
Will you stick with me through whatever?
Or run away
(Say that it's gonna be alright. That it's gonna be OK)
Say OK
(Don't run away, don't run away)
(Say that it's gonna be alright. That it's gonna be OK, don't run away)
Will you say OK
You are sweet
But I'm still a bit naive with my heart
When ya close I don't breathe
I can't find the words to speak
I feel sparks
But I don't wanna be into you
If you are not looking for true love
No I don't wanna start seeing you
If I can't be your only one
So tell me when it's not alright
When it's not OK
Will you try to make me feel better?
Will you say alright? (say alright)
Will you say OK? (Say OK)
Will you stick with me through whatever?
Or run away?
(Say that it's gonna be alright. That it's gonna be OK)
Say OK.
When you call I don't know if I should pick up the phone everytime
I'm not like all my friends who keep calling up the boys,
I'm so shy
But I don't wanna be into you
If you don't treat me the right way
See I can only start seeing you
If you can make my heart feel safe (feel safe)
When it's not alright
When it's not OK
Will you try to make me feel better?
Will you say alright? (say alright)
Will you say OK? (Say OK)
Will you stick with me through whatever?
Or run away
(Say that it's gonna be alright. That it's gonna be OK
Don't run away, don't run away)
Let me know if it's gonna be you
Boy, you've got some things to prove
Let me know that you'll keep me safe
I don't want you to run away so
Let me know that you'll call on time
Let me know that you'll help me shine
Will you wipe my tears away
Will you hold me close and safe
When it's not alright
When it's not OK
Will you try to make me feel better
Will you say alright? (say alright)
Will you say OK? (Say OK)
Will you stick with me through whatever?
Or run away
(Say that it's gonna be alright. That it's gonna be OK)
Say OK
(Don't run away, don't run away)
(Say that it's gonna be alright. That it's gonna be OK, don't run away)
Will you say OK
(Say that it's gonna be alright. That it's gonna be OK, don't run away, don't run away)
By Baby V...
**We'll see...
PAYONG BOB ONG *updated*lol
wag madaliin ang mga bagay bagay.. kaw din magsisisi pag binigla mo ang
lahat lahat..
ang hirap mamili.. ung nagpapasaya sayo o ung nagmamahal sayo (I was talking to Paolo hndi pako tapos magkwento bglang hirit dpat ung mas mahal ka... uu nga uu nga sana nakikinig kase ung pusong mamon,lol)
ang hirap saktan ang taong mahalaga sayo pero kelangan mo ng diretsuhin para nde ka na din nasasaktan
baket ka masasaktan kung pwde mo nmang iwasang masaktan ka? magisip ka..
pano ka magtatago sa isang taong lagi lang nandyan? haay :|
Wag mo hayaang maging "sapatos" ka, na pagkatapos ipakita sa lahat at gamitin, pag naluma na eh itatago ka na lang at babalewalain :|
CLOSE tayo nun diba? pero ngayon, ang LAYO mo na. pero anjan ka lang naman sa tabi tabi..
HULING HULI NA eh tatakas pa. tsk, dami dahilan! >:)
Pwes... DPAT MASANAY NA SHA...-RUBI **LMAO
bakit kahit magkasama lang kayo knina, e miss mo na agad sya.. :|
ang daming hindi napapakali kapag hindi na kayo "close" ng taong dati mong "ka-close"..
Online ka, Online sya.. pero hindi mo ma-pm kasi nahihiya ka.Pero ang mas masakit, para kang ewan dyan na naghihintay sa wala at umaasa na baka i-pm ka rin nya. maglogout ka na lang, sayang pa kuryente
Stalk ka ng stalk.. tapos kapag may nakita ka or nabasaka, MASASAKTAN ka dyan :( *LESSON NUMBER 1 WAG NG MAG CLICK NG MAG CLICK LOL*
Minsan mas mabuting hindi malinaw ang tunay na namamagitan sa inyong dalawa. Baka kasi pag nilinaw mo pa, lumabas lang na malabo talaga. :| (super labo tlga!!!lmao)
Sana nababasa ng taong "pinapatamaan" mo ung STATUS MESSAGE mo.
sarili ko, hindi ko mapayuhan hehehe.. ganon pala talaga un :p
hindi naman KAYO diba?? pero baket ka nagseselos at tumatahimik pag may knakausap syang iba?
Akala mo OKAY ka na, pero pag kinausap ka naman ulit, lalambot na naman puso mo....
Kung mahal mo sya ipaglaban mo. Pero kung mas mahal mo ang sarili mo, antayin mong ipaglaban ka nya
Isa lang ang puso mo, dapat isa lang ang laman nyan. Kelangang mamili ka. Pero pag namili ka, may masasaktan. Kung ndi ka namn mamimili, dalawa silang sinasaktan mo. - MISS YOU LIKE CRAZY ♥
alam mong sayo sya masaya at gusto ka nya, pero baket nga ba hindi nagiging "kayo"? >__<
wag kang masanay sa pamumuhay na punong puno ng "SAYANG"
Pcensha na kung minahal ko ang mahal mo...
Mahal nya ko...sapat na un...**awwww
Minsan sa kakahintay natin sa isang tao, unti unti ding nawawala ang "feelings", at kapag akala nating tuluyan ng nawala ang "feelings" na to, saka sila magpaparamdam sa atin..
kahit madaming tao sa mundo, kung may mahal ka, di ka talaga maiinlove sa iba......depende na lang kung malandi ka
hindi lahat ng taong sa palagay mo'y special ay dapat mong makarelasyon, minsan, tama na yung alam nyo na mahalaga kayo sa isat-isa.. mas okay un kesa magkasakitan kayo diba?
Minsan nagiging bulag tayo sa paligid natin, hindi natin napapansin na nasa tabi mo lang yung hinahanap mo. kung san san ka pa tumitingin, anjan lang pala..
ang hirap pag my taong iiwas sayo tapos hindi mo alam ang dahilan.. ang hirap manghula ng dahilan :|
Kung dalawa ang mahal mo, piliin mo yung pangalawa. Kasi hindi ka naman magmamahal ng iba kung mahal mo talaga yung una.
Minsan, nahihirapan ka kung paano sasabihin ang nararamdaman mo sa isang tao, pero hindi mo napapansin na ginagawa mo na at pinapakita mo na :)
Hindi porke’t madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wantusawa eh may gusto sayo ay magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang talagang mga taong sadyang friendly, sweet, flirt, malandi, pa-fall o paasa.
*YEAH BA!*
Friday, May 7, 2010
Kung...
Kung mahal mo sya ipaglaban mo. Pero kung mas mahal mo ang sarili mo, antayin mong ipaglaban ka nya...
**Rainbow bright *clapclap*
thinkers...
Pengwen: Oh my gosh.. Bat ganon? Wla na c P and her bf? Single na sha sa FB
Kimmy: Oo nga eh.. I think one month na cla split...I'm still asking her pero wla pa reply..
Pengwen: Geeeezzz sayang nman... Cute pa nman ung boyfriend nya..
Kimmy: I dont understand... Parang in love na in love pa nman ung guy sa kanya...
Pengwen: Ano ba! Thats the way it goes.. A person can be oh so inlove with you today and be the total opposite the next day...
Kimmy: Ayan nnaman yang mga insights mo... "THINKERS ARE DOERS TLGA..."
.........and there was silence...hahahahaha
Kimmy: Oo nga eh.. I think one month na cla split...I'm still asking her pero wla pa reply..
Pengwen: Geeeezzz sayang nman... Cute pa nman ung boyfriend nya..
Kimmy: I dont understand... Parang in love na in love pa nman ung guy sa kanya...
Pengwen: Ano ba! Thats the way it goes.. A person can be oh so inlove with you today and be the total opposite the next day...
Kimmy: Ayan nnaman yang mga insights mo... "THINKERS ARE DOERS TLGA..."
.........and there was silence...hahahahaha
Thursday, May 6, 2010
HOT JOBS FOR GEMINI
Dear Genevieve Gwen Cosmilla, below are Hot Jobs analysis result for Zodiac Sign Gemini (May 21 - June 20):
Compatible Jobs: Since you crave intellectual stimulation, look for jobs that allow you to continually learn new things. Consider a career in academia, research, investigative journalism or fields that require travel. Geminis are often good with their hands, and therefore might consider working in construction or carpentry.
Your traits:
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : Enthusiastic
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : Communicative
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : Optimistic and intellectually curious
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : You are full of passion and energy
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : And have a voracious appetite for new experiences
Famously successful Geminis:
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : John F
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : Kennedy
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : Henry Kissinger
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : Marilyn Monroe
Compatible Jobs: Since you crave intellectual stimulation, look for jobs that allow you to continually learn new things. Consider a career in academia, research, investigative journalism or fields that require travel. Geminis are often good with their hands, and therefore might consider working in construction or carpentry.
Your traits:
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : Enthusiastic
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : Communicative
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : Optimistic and intellectually curious
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : You are full of passion and energy
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : And have a voracious appetite for new experiences
Famously successful Geminis:
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : John F
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : Kennedy
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : Henry Kissinger
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : Marilyn Monroe
Dear Genevieve Gwen Cosmilla, here is your test result:
웃 : The most important thing in your life is money.
웃 : The type of friends that you want is those
웃 : who let you do what you like and forgive you
웃 : when you have done something wrong.
hahahahaha ano daw??
웃 : The most important thing in your life is money.
웃 : The type of friends that you want is those
웃 : who let you do what you like and forgive you
웃 : when you have done something wrong.
hahahahaha ano daw??
Pandora's BOX
I opened Pandora's box and there's trouble in it.- Notting Hill
Why do people have this knack of going after things that arent too healthy for them? I dont wanna elaborate anymore but tis not rocket science to dig what I'm saying... Tis freakin unbelievable... I'm not hypocrite and I'm no exception on this area... But I guess the good thing is that I'm learing...
Pengwen is more cautious this time around... I guess I just need a constand reminder to keeping my focus, and it's nobody's job to do that but myself..haha CHEERS!
Was just freakin' funny coz Sushi and I were chattin' earlier and I was telling him this ya know... Pengwen's story... Anyhoooo he was like "UHmmmm well cant that be an ispiration? That's the old Gwen you know..."
I was like Nakakainis ka whatever! You're my friend and you know better that anyone what Pengwen is capable of when things are blurry in that L word area...haha Tis not like Im in love or anything... I just prefer to distance myself, I guess I have all the right in the world to do that...lol I was like I dont wanna open Pandora's box coz there's definitely trouble in it... And his answer was major cartwheel... "THERE'S ACTUALY NO PROBLEM WITH PANDORA'S BOX, THERE ARE NO MONSTERS, THEY OPENED IT AFTER SHE DIED AND THERE WAS NOTHING IN IT."
OMG!!! And where did you get that version of bedtime story??????hahahahahahahahaha
Dont freakin make up your own version of pandora's box noh... Is dat even a sequel??hahaha As far as I know sequels and prequels arent a fad yet during pandora's time...hahaha
I was just laughin my effin heart off after talking to him... and besides I dont need love I already have my crew^___^
I GOT ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD...awwwww
Was just freakin' funny coz Sushi and I were chattin' earlier and I was telling him this ya know... Pengwen's story... Anyhoooo he was like "UHmmmm well cant that be an ispiration? That's the old Gwen you know..."
I was like Nakakainis ka whatever! You're my friend and you know better that anyone what Pengwen is capable of when things are blurry in that L word area...haha Tis not like Im in love or anything... I just prefer to distance myself, I guess I have all the right in the world to do that...lol I was like I dont wanna open Pandora's box coz there's definitely trouble in it... And his answer was major cartwheel... "THERE'S ACTUALY NO PROBLEM WITH PANDORA'S BOX, THERE ARE NO MONSTERS, THEY OPENED IT AFTER SHE DIED AND THERE WAS NOTHING IN IT."
OMG!!! And where did you get that version of bedtime story??????hahahahahahahahaha
Dont freakin make up your own version of pandora's box noh... Is dat even a sequel??hahaha As far as I know sequels and prequels arent a fad yet during pandora's time...hahaha
I was just laughin my effin heart off after talking to him... and besides I dont need love I already have my crew^___^
I GOT ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD...awwwww
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Tarot Reading
Meaning of this Position:
The card that lands in the Challenges/Opportunities position refers to ways that you can turn obstacles into stepping stones.
The Challenges/Opportunities position helps you get the best out of your situation. It reflects the cutting edge in the situation, the learning curve whereby you can turn adversity into accomplishment -- using creativity and a positive attitude.
This card can point to recurring themes in the challenges you have faced in your life -- and to opportunities that may yet present themselves. Can you think of any patterns which are returning to affect you now? If so, try to recall how you have reacted in the past. Perhaps you can see new potentials, while noticing the hidden pitfalls too. Can you imagine a different way of responding to the situation this time around?
The wisdom of this card can help you turn surprises into strengths, blind spots into windows of opportunity. Bring creativity and flexibility to the way you go about your way in the world. Your expanding capacity will become an asset and source of inspiration to all.
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