Chronicles of Pengwen in IZOO

"Sir, you should take care of your health! Cause..........................................(very long pause)
Cause "HEALTH IS WEALTH" *tumbling"

Breakup Buddy: Minsan, malungkot din pala mag isa noh?
Pengwen: Hindi din!

Ganda A: "Bakit ako pa???"

Pengwen: Kung maldita sha, mas maldita ako!

Spiritual Adviser: What is three years to a lifetime?

Polar Bear: Pengwen, do you wanna eat?
Pengwen: Huh? It's already past 930am... Gotta work...
Polar Bear: No I mean I'm gonna buy food for you and eat here.
Pengwen: Awww touching! BUT I WANT CAKE!!
Everyone overhearing our conv laughing (coz wla nman malapit na mabibilhan cake d2 sa ofce as in super)
Polar BEar: Where am I gonna get cake here???
Pause.
POlar Bear: Okay I'll find cake for you...
SABAY ALES.
Meow: Bakla KARIR NA YAN!!!!!!!!!!!! Kanina ka pa hinahanap nyan paikot ikot...San ka ba galeng??Naks bakla!!!!!
Pengwen: Oh my god Im soooOOo effin touched.
After 30mins..
Polar Bear: Pengwen this is the only cake that I got...
Gandas synchronized: Ayyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Pengwen: Thank yaw.... *kiligs*

Pengwen HNDI MABIBILI ANG PEACE OF MIND...

PENGWEN GUSTO MOBA FIVE YRS TEN YEARS FROM NOW PAGSISIHAN M NA HNDI MO GINAWA UN??

Last night, I've talked to my twin for gazilion hours... it was pure non stop giggles and laughing... We were talking about life and love in general..AHEM!

"YOU CANT BE SOMEONE'S CURE"

"Ako hndi ka papaiyakin papasayahin lang"

"Sir, YOU SHOULD TAKE CARE OF YOUR HEALTH.............
COZ.....................................
HEALTH IS WEALTH..." *PenGwen tumbling*

Pengwen: Boss, it was your brother's request... Polar Bear...
Boss: How cute. Polar Bear and Pengwen.hala tumbling!

Paolo LOVERS OF ANTARTICA!

Pengwen late dunmating sa ofce kase may meeting..
Pag dating q sa desk q, nakita ko ung calling card ko na na cut ung name na Gwen.
Pengwen lapit kay Paolo,
Pengwen: Paolo baket na cut tong calling card ko?
Lahat ng nka rinig sabay tawa..
Pengwen: Baket?
Paolo turo sa desk q,
pag tingin ko ung penguin stuffy ko may name na Gwen and may hat na.
Paolo: Ginawa yan ni olar bear for u oh dba ang sweet////
Meow: Ayyyyiiiiiii Ang sweet sweet ni polar bear dba???
Pengwen lapit kay POlar..
Pengwen: Hey Polar thanks alot... Im touched...
Polar Bear: Did you like it?
Pengwen: Yeah
Pagbalik q sa desk ko
Paolo: Pengwen super effort jan c polar bear as in hanap sha ng hanap ng warrior wand ang sweeeetttt diba?

TGIS: What if QUESTNS?? Cno mas gusto mo c oso or c piolo?
Pengwen: Tinatanong paba yan?? Shempre c PIOLO.
TGIS SYNCHRONIZED TAWA

Pengwen maldita mode
Can you give me a statement without erasures? SABAY PAYPAY NG paper AND STROKE NG HAIR.lol

Meow TGIS TAU! TROPANG GANDA INGGIT CLA
C RUFFA NMAN MEMBER NG TPMS TROPANG PANGET MMTAY CLA
Winner tlga c Meow!

Is there someone else?
YES. *BOW*
(The WHO itey? Hulaan nyo!lol)

TGIS watching miss u like crazy
Ganda 1: Kung ako lalaki and hahanapin q c pengwen pupunta lang ako ng orchard
hahahaahhahahahahahahahahaha shoppingera!