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Oso in front of the printer contemplating.
Oso: This printer doesnt print my docs.
Paulo: The printer doesnt like you.
Ganda: It's okay... I like you...
Paulo: You two are sOOoooo corny!

Pengwen dala2 resume ng applicant punta kay sa office ng managing director.
Piolo: Applicant?
Pengwen: Yes.
Handing over the resume.
Piolo: Male or Female.
Pengwen: Female.
Piolo: Pretty?
Pengwen: No comment.
Piolo: Is she as pretty as you?
Pengwen: No.
Piolo: Oh my god gwen. You make me vomit.
Pengwen: Hehehehehe

The return of boss.
Ppie: Pengwen pengwen, come with me!! Collin is here one by one.
Maya maya nakita namen c meow and paulo lumabas mga echusera.
TGIS: *giggling*
Bglang may pumasok sa showroom.
C big boss, may ksamang client from Vietnam.
TGIS: *Comatose mode*
Paulo: *hush mode* C joseph...................................................................
TGIS sabay lapit sbay ng stop.
Joseph: *ALL SMILES* Aren't guys gonna give me a hug?
Pengwen obedient mode...
Pengwen: Oh my god youre here! *sabay hug*
TGIS and Joseph: *COMATOSE MODE*
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE

Joseph: Gwen, how many did you schedule for an interview today?
Gwen: Six.
Joseph: So 3 males? 3 females.
Gwen: No. 
*I wasnt finished yet with my statement*
Joseph: Dont tell me you scheduled five males and one female????
Gwen: Yes.
Joseph:Oh my god Gwen!*smiling* NOT BEC YOURE NOT MARRIED.......
Gwen: Oh my god Joseph!!!!What do you mean?? OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!
Look at my email! Look! All the applicants are Kevin, John, Mike, CLarence etc what do you want me to do? They are all males!!!  OH MY GOD.
*Un lang nsabe q...hahahaha

Joseph walking around the office as usual.
Joseph: Katrina, what's that quotation youre doing?
Katrina: It's  the quotation you gave Gwen.
Joseph: Dont do that. I dont wnna do that project.
Pengwen sabay tngin kay Joseph.
Joseph: Your eyes suddenly brightened up when you heard you wont do the quotation huh?
*Pati boss ko npancin na ng sparkle eyes ko kpg na eexcyt ako hahahahaha*

ICON WORK LIFE AND BALANCE.
Meow: I wna do SINGAPORE FLIER.
Officemates: What's with Singapore flier?
TGIS: Whahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahhaha
Polar Bear: What happened to you in Singapore flier? You got stuck there???hahahahhahahahahahaha
**Oh my god kaw na ganyan mag icp gs2 q tumambling!

*After having dinner at Jumbo palace walking in the park*
Pengwen bglang nadapa.
Ivy: Anong ngyari sau??
Pengwen: Pagod nako maglakad huhu
Ivy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ganda1: Polar Bear carry pengwen. She's already tired.
Pengwen: I tripped huhuhu
Paulo: Piggy back pengwen.
Polar bear acting like he's ready to piggy back moi.
Paulo: Awwwww you two are sooooOOooo cute.
Pengwen: Awwwwwwww... Thanks tho'.
Pengwen goofing as usual.
Pengwen: Hay polar bear.... Mahal na kita.
Polar bear: I "mahal kita toooooo"
Pengwen: *OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD*
TGIS: Pengwen!!!!!!! Naiintindihan ka kaya nya!!!!!!!!!!
Pengwen: *TOMATO RED* Mga epal kau!!! Wla ng magtuturo ng tagalog jan ah....
**Geeeezzzzz!Gs2 q himatayin last nyt!!!!Sana kinaen nalang ako ng lupa!!!!!

TGIS OT MODE.
Ganda: *stalker mode*
Ganda1: Ganda1, tgil tgilan m na nga yang pag view ng profile nya. Kaya ka nsasaktan eh!
Ganda1: Hehehehehehehehe para nman as early as now msanay nako makita cla together.
*Tama ba un?*