Chronicles of PENGWEN

Dozed off bec of "I want you to come............" Yikes! Ewwww!

Sa auto ni gadgets pengwen scanning sounds..
G2 and bgmouth listening...pag next ni pengwen ng nobody c gadgets tumngin sa peripheral tas dali dali ni press ni pengwen ung next button to save gadgets from embarasment tas bglang salita c bigmouth
“Diba nobody un?”
Whahahahahahahahahahaha

Pag pasok sa auto nag play ng music...
SONG:IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU NA NAPKA OLD SKUL CHEESY
Bigmouth peechum and Pengwen laughing out loud.
Gadgets defensive "lipat naten?"
Bigmouth peechum and Pengwen "WAAAGGGGGGG"
Eto na lahat humming "Ive been waiting for you..."
Bigmouth nag second voice "WAITING FOR YOU OHHHHHH"
Sakit sa chan kakatawa!!!!!!!
**Try nyo pakinggan ung track and imagine bigmouth nag sesecond voice lol

Nagiiyak "Parang hndi ko na yatakaya...pagod nako...pagod na pagod nako..
Sabay nagplay sa ipod Di Na natuto...
"Amp!Girl ung song oh bagay sau..."
Sushi and Gurltoy tawa ng malakas!

Eh ano nman kung gusto ko manlalaki kahet nasaktan ako?? Eh ano naman ngaun kung kahet na sbihin nila na tayo?Ano nman pkialam nila don??
Sushi on the other end of the line ".................................................................."
SILENCE.
Tas sabay "Ang swerte ko nman non" YUN YON EH.lol

Watched Avatar with computer shop clan,muntik nako mahulog sa kakatawa sa imax.
"Ano first name ni Mr. Bean?"lol
After dat booze sa coal pag uwe knocked out.
Tas pag dating ni sushi nag sleep talk si pengwen.
"Uyyyy andito ka na pla, hehehehehheheh hehehehhehe hehehehhe"
Sabay tulog ulit, pag gcing may sailormoon drawing sa paa.
Pag harap kay Gurltoy and Sushi...
"Hanapin mo pa ung ibang drawing" Ang ganda pa ng smile nila...
"Amp ginawa ako lasing sketchpad.lol"

Gurl, may allergy nako...
Gurltoy and Pengwen nakatingin sa palms...
"Oh no Gurl nalipat na sayo allergy ko!!!Sa kakainom yan..
Everyday ka kase nainom"
SMILING. "OKay lang un gurl gustong gusto ko yan. Iinom ulit ako mamya" TOINKS!

Pag daan sa ABS-CBN nagsalita c bigmouth
"Pengwen, kung artista tau tingin mo ba magkakaibigan tau?
Pengwen TUMBLING.
Gadgets giggling.

"Eto pa ung isang tanong Pengwen, kung artista tayo, sino kaya pinaka CONTROVERSIAL sten?"
"Hello tinatanong pa ba yan????"
LAM MO YAN.

"Eto pa pengwen, kung artista tayo, ano kaya yung movies na ginagawa naten?
*Hay naku what's with the artista thing nga ba pero cge magandang pg usapan yan LOL*
Pengwen "uhmmmmm...errrrr...uhmmm...hehe"
C peechum sabay hirit "Basta ako PORN!"
Whahahahahahahahhahhahahaha
Buong auto tawa ng tawa.
*Parang errrrr peechum where did that come from? hahahahahahhahahhaha isooooo love the idea tho*

Booze session na sa Packo.
C bigmouth hndi pa rin maka get over sa artista topic.
"So ano nga pengwen ung movie na ggwen naten?
C peechum bumubulong "Basta ako porn"
hahahahahahhaha
Humarap ako kay gadgets "Eh ikaw?"
Gadgets smiling like IM-THE-MAN-SMILE "superhero."
Aun yon eh. Gs2 maging palos ni m16 amp. Protegee daw sha ni Jake Cuenca.LMAO.

Dati sa decades c peechum ni aasar c gadgets ng bratatatatatat
C gadgets bglang ng dance ng violin moves whahahahhhahaha

Gurltoy and Pengwen reading 10 nsigns he's not that into you.
Gurltoy flabergasted and all that. “Gurl bakit ganon? Super tama nga.”
Pengwen contemplating. “Gurl ganon talga. Shempre totoo yan kase shmpre ano...”
Sabay tingin sa lappie. “Kase ano...article yan...”
Gurltoy rolling and laughin.

Sushi pa deliver puhlease?
"Ung saken wrap meal large fries chaka sprite"
Gurltoy "Oh no. It's the end of the world!Ayaw na nya ng coke!!!!"

Nakaen ng sugpo "Sushi paabot ng softdrinks"
Sushi "Coke or sprite" BIG NAKAKALOKONG SMILE.
"Sprite."
"Sure kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?"
HMP!

Twins eating sugpo. Padating na si gadgets. Pengwen obvious na ecstatic comb ng comb ng hair.
*G2 nairita na ata kase humarap na sha*
"Okay na hair mo, okay na."
Pengwen "UHmmmm...Sure ka okay na ba tlga?"
G2 hndi na nakapag pigil, sha na nag comb ng hair for pengwen. LOL

Comedy Bar Part 2
Twins pnag uusapan ung comedy bar incident two years ago.
Amp eto humirit si gadgets since nasa tapat akme ni zirkoh.
"Uhm mag comedy bar tau? Okay lang saken."
*Amp maling hirit nnman"
Twins hndi maka hinga sa kakatawa.

“Naku ka bakit mo nman napasok yan??”
“Eh tanga aq eh.. Wiling nman ako give up lahat just to make it work.”
“Ahhhhhhhh..... At least ngaun lam ko na na normal ka pala.”
**Para nman npka abnormal q.

"Ano ba nangyari sayo?? Inom ka na ng inom tapos ngaun red horse na iniinom mo???"
Paranoid hen, pengwen and Gurltoy drinking.
Tapos bigla nalang may lumilipad na chairs and bottles. May nag aaway na pla.
C paranoid hen "Naku umales na tayo bilisan nyo bilisan nyo"
Pengwen "Gurl ung brownies"
*Amp naicip pang i save ung brownies, ending naiwan ung sim and batt"
Pag dating sa reception paranoid hen panic ng panic, kung cno tnatawagan.
Gurltoy and Pengwen nkaupo sa side.
Gurltoy “Ung kilawin naten”
Pengwen sa waiter “Pede paki kuha ung drink namen sa labas? Baka matamaan kame ng chairs eh...... Chaka penge ice puhlease?”
**Oh diba parang wlang nangyari.

Peechum and Bigmouth nasa likod ng auto nagdadaldalan.
Gadgets and Pengwen ng aasaran without sounds.
Peechum "Pengwen nka smile kaba???"
Pengwen "hahahaha"
Peechum "Kase kitang kita ko mata mo naka smile"
Gadgets whahahahahahahahahaha.

"Cno nga ba ung may major na may crush kay rocky?Ikaw ba un?"
Pengwen facing g2's direction EYES ROLLING
G2 backing off..
"EErrrr uhmmm hndi nman ata ikaw un, c j ata un..."
Gadgets: Pengwen obvious nman na nididiltan mo sha h bat ka na senyas ha!
Pengwen laughing out loud.
G2: UN NMAN TOTOO HNDI TLGA SHA UN.
*Vow of friendship!!!! I LURVEEEEEE IT*

Eto na nga "Ni try ko sabihin sakanya... Pero opening spiel palang ako eh inaway na nya ko!"

“So ano na plano mo?”
“Eh di eto, tuloy ang buhay....”
**Tas lahat cla lahat sabay tawa!hmp!

"Yun ung pinaka masayang phase ng buhay ko."
"Mauulit pa kaya un?"
**Naks usapang emo nanaman

"I hate mind games! I dont like mind games!"
On a second thought errr...uhm...
Basta I dont like mind games. It just so happened na Im unpredictable.
I just do whatever my mind tells me to do, lets say in that particular moment.
Its not as if its intentional.LOL.

"Masarap maging single, pero hindi ko sinasabing masaya." -Gadgets to friends naks!

DISCLAIMER: IM NOT BRAGGING HA!!! THIS IS JUST A MAJOR KILIG MOMO.LOL
"Baket wla pa rin gurlfriend c gadgets? Eh okay nman sha?sobrang baet pa" Herbert's gurlfriend asking.
"Kase si gadgets pihikan kase, ung ex nya c gen maganda."
Aun un eh!!!OMG!!Nung ni kwento un ni gadgets gs2 q tumamblng sa kilig
Oh well that chic is living my dream. My gosh nman kase npka hunk ni herbert!!!
Pro wla pa rin tatalo kay gadgets T_T

"Ikakasal naba c Herbert?"
"OO wla ka na pag asa.."
Peechum nagpipigil ng tawa as in happy peechum part 3 na nipipigilan.LOL
Alam nyo ba bat sha ngpipigil ng tawa??hahahahahahaha

Nanay: Pag nagdala ng ibang babae yang c Gadgets uuwe ng Pilay un.
*Grabe lurve saken ng byenan q.haha*

Ate Mai: Tara punta kana dito ayucin mo na papers mo, dito ka saken mag stay, hanap kita boyfriend, mababaet boys d2.
Gadgets: Pag ginawa mo yan kalimutan mo na magkapatid tau
*parang line lang sa movie naks*

"Basta sa HON iisa lang character q, si succubus!!!hehee"

Twins talking...
"Para lang tau nasa isang malaking playground.."
"Hehehehe hehehhe oo nga eh, ang saya hndi tau ng mamature"
**Oh diba ang saya namen mag usap.

"Eh di ung kilay q umaabot sa kisame"-winner!

Computer shop clan watching Kris' interview..
Pengwen teary eyed
"Nkakainis naman kase c James yap eh pinapaiyak ako!
hehehehehe uber funny moment.

FLIMSY PHALANGES.

"HELLO MYNAME IS SPONGEBOB." lol

Gurltoy and Pengwen talking about the term salty.
Defender of te universe "Alam nyo ba kung bakiy salty?"
Gurltoy and Pengwen giggling.
"Kase yung mga beah sa bodies hotttt dba?"
Gurltoy and Pengwen looking at each other "DAMNNNNNNNNNN....SALTY!!!!"
"We want to be salty!!!"

Watched Imaginarium with Sushi..
"Anong lesson?
"Uhm di q naintindihan ung movie."
"Kase andon si Johnny Jep"

"Hindi ka nman kasha sa gate!!!" Peechum
hahahahahahahha
"Auko ng baboy!"

Outside Bigmouth's pad
Gurltoy, Twins and Sushi maing fun of it.
Eksena: In one piece sexxxy swimsuit frolicking sa beach, sushi running after him..
G2 doing the water splash...
DAMN!LOL

Ano nick ko?
"YUMBURGER??"
"Hindi gurl Dumberger"
*Hndi nman obvious na gutom ka eh nsa cafe na sha sa lagay na un ha.hehe*

SNAPSHOT.
My comment...
"Happy g2 part 2..."
reply...
Happy Gwen part 100 *hahahahahahaha*