Pet Names and Punchlines

Yours truly...

PENGUIN- Chad the Master Mind of the Penguin calling ^guess what i found out about him today^ toinks. Talked to the master after gazilion years, guess what? Still penguin.
PenGwen- Cheeks... loves it!!!
Pen Gwen- funny how Ryan Bell never forgot about that after all these years, he used to say Chad's penguin, and now pen gwen hahaha
Penguinap/Good heart carbears Gwen/Confused Bipolar- Gurl toy's idea
Still Penguin- Peechum's consistent thought
Dophin Penguin- Kat Bratinellas, synonymous to ice's significance

But for others...
Geniboy- Gadgets' unsurprising brilliant idea lol
Gwenster- Galicano's reference
Paris- for esther haha
But for the rest... I am John Blaze... cocky?hahaha
Glamgwen- ung ibang people jan ganagamet ung name q sa tantra, tsk tsk...
intellectual property lol.
Gwen 1/2- conspiracy idea of Gurltoy and Vic Sotto inspired by the anime show ranma 1/2
"Gwen ngpapalit ng personality kpag nakakinom ng coke or beer" *uhmmm...i dont think sooo lol*
-Eto ung ni eedit q nung dumating c Defender of the Universe, pareho pa kame nagulat, tawa kame ng tawa as in oa...ayan pati ung doorknob inaus...na late tuloy...hahahaha
Gurltoy "Labassssssssssssssssss!"

**sOo fetch!!!

I can't forget how he said I CAN GO BACK BUT I HATED IT!!!
I was laughing so damn hard and responded... "SAME HERE"
Eye candy also said... it sucks!!!hahaha Feel good right there.

"Ang buhay mo talaga parang movie, *chuckles* *chuckles*
*giggle* then *chcukles again*, and akalain mo yun', part ako ng movie mo"
-LMAO yun yon eh!yan ang banat!!!

Looking at the Tagaytay spot...
"Soo many memories....." whahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
Ang mushy!!!

"We spent the weekend together..." HE said
the twins looking confused...
g1 wasnt able to control it and asked the question, ???
g2 *embarassed* doing the 360degrees turn
and he answered YES...
g1 and g2 *FACE PONG*

"Hay naku napaka laki nilang isang joke! I'm not interested"...LOL

G1 AND G2....hahahahahahaha......hahahahahahahahhaa
*looking at each other* "sumaket ulo ko" whahahahahahahahhaha
whahahahahahahahaha.......whahahahhahaahhahaa.....
G2 wasnt able to resist and explain "Pacensha kana ha?Pero matagal na kase kameng naka recover jan sa eh, we're cool with it" then looked at G1 and...whahahahahahahahahahahha
It doesnt sound normal but it's a lovely day.
G1 heard her say "I'm so proud of you"
He said "Parang nag uusap Alien Language"
STARES then whahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahaha

"It's nice that the old you is back, the light hearted Pengwen" said Gurltoy

"Did you cry?"
"Hndi nga eh parang third party lang ako na nakikinig..." *abnormal hahahaha*
"I'm so proud of you..."

"Lam mo cguro nauna lang ung taon na malas, pero kasunod nyan swerte, pero may kilala ako mamalasin ngaun taon, tapos na ung movie mo... Ay hndi pala, hndi pa tapos ung movie may kumabaga Book 4, pero hndi na ikaw ung bida, iba na, wla ka na sa movie"
......Ano daw???

"SIR SIR ANO NGA PO PLA PANGALAN NYO?" and he started walking real fast. LAM mo yan!

"Ano moral ng story?"
While sitting on the edge of the bed raising her drink
"Alam ko na! Big things come from small things!!!"
Gurltoy and Vic Sotto laughin rolling on the bed,
Gurltoy "Which means?"
"Actualy ganto yan....................." LONG PAUSE
"Actualy hindi ko din alam."

"Ang alam ko may reason kung bakit nangyari to, alam ko may lesson......"
"So ano naman natutunan mo??" asked Gurltoy
"Uhmmmmmm.... uhmmmmmmm... ganto kase yan, hindi ko pa tlaga naiicp kng ano ung lesson"
LONG PAUSE. Gurltoy giggling.
"Actualy wala naman ako natutunan! Wala nman talaga ako natutunan don!"
Burst of laughter again.

"Babe gusto ko mag business tau, Manukan chaka Babuyan"
"Babe wag na babuyan, madume un"-Mr fasting on Esther hahahaha esther forgot abt Fastings views.LOL.lurky.

Updated ym status Playing HON.
Sus napaka daming nag react!
"HUy baka ma addict na din yan sa HON." Vic Sotto
"Sis whats playing HON?" Mecz
"Aha playing HON" galicano
"Naks nag ho HON ka?"
Gurltoy updated "playing HON too"
"Gwen are you the one updating your status???" Text ni eyds.
"Oo baket???"
"Anong HON? ALAM MO BA UNG HON?NAG LALARO KA BA NON?"
*wow parang kasalan*
"Ako nga nag uupdate, sinabe ko naman sau...."
"UHMM...I guess I just find that weird... Magpahinga ka na nga!"
**Eh hello mmber na kaya aq ng HON Godesses hehehehehehehehe

"Kuya ano ym mo?" Pengwen.
Kuya while playing hon "uhmm H-U-A"
Pengwen "????" *confused confused*
Computer shop clan "whahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha"

"Halika may ipapakilala ako sau"
Irritated.... "SINO?"
"Sarili ko" *Over the top kilig cheesy* lol
-Package
BEAT THAT...TOP THAT...

Gurltoy and Pengwen telling stuff to Defender of the Universe
"Yada Yada Yada"
He was extremely contemplating then said
"Can two similar beings exist on the same planet?"
Pengwen "HA?"
"Kumbaga pede bang magsama ang dalawang......................." *Hndi na nya kase tlga naintndihan*
"HA?Sori hndi ko tlga gets" Pengwen looking at Gurltoy as if asking for xplanation assistance."
Gurltoy "nosebleed"
Moral of the story Mahirap makipag usap sa walking google.

"Gurl may advil kaba?" Eyes bulging.LOL

"Lipat ka sa loob"
Pag pasok ni Gurltoy...nakasiksik ung foam sa ilalim ng bed and naglimlim.LOL

After watching time travellers wife, Pengwen looked at Gurltoy
"So anong lesson?"
"TIME IS GOLD"
WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Prep time to Tagaytay, music was blarin,
singing si since youve...
"Pakshu!"hahahahaha Lam mo yan!

Boytoy to gurltoy "Happy B." Smooches
"Kung hindi lang ako masaya bad trip ako buong araw!!!!!!"
Ayon un eh.

"Kase CRAAAASSSSSSHHHHHHHH mo sha"-Pattented by Chinchan

"Once a player, always a player it's in the blood."
"Tumpak! You'll always miss the limelight you know, iba pa din when they chase you around" *Started Flipping hair then wink wink*
Gurltoy and Vic Sotto looking at each other eyes rolling.
Vic Sotto "Bawal ang boytoy bawal ang wink wink!"
"Ay posesiv na posses ka noh?" Harhar


"How did you guys meet?
"Actualy its like this, I have a bestfrined in the office who is like Blair Waldorf..."
**Amp nagamit pa ang alamat ng bigbow

"Do the pusit fastforward" whahahahahahahaha Peechum

"Sa lahat ng tao, hindi ko akalaing ikaw pa yung gagawa nyan sakin!!!!!" Full blast emotions ni emo mascot.

"Pengwen, you know I have your back..." Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.... iba tlga c Mark. I'm lucky.

"Anong problem?" HE asked.
"NOT AS DESCRIBED"
"Lets wait outside" tryna bottle her emotions. When he got out.
"HINDI NAMEN BABAYARAN YANNNNNNNN!!!"

Payback's a bitch.... But then again, they're major losers, I just dont care... Soo many boys SoO lil' time *hair flippin*


Pengwen explaining in full blast emotions with matching hand gestures
"Alam mo eto nnaman tau paulit ulit, hndi mo maintindihan, ang pinaka ayoko yung paulit ulit ulit paulit ulit!" yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada
Then she suddenly saw his lips curving, smiling, with dimples and all that looking at something beside Pengwen's direction.
"Uh oh" sabay tingin sa side... then ting ting ting!!!
Black and white Mr. Vulnerable entering the scene "Mr. Vulnerable as Mr. Vulnerable"...
*Pengwen TUMBLING*

"Are you sure you wanna die just because of a guy? Oh pleeaaassssseeeeee........"

"Alam mo nman na si Nanay ikaw ang pamantayan."-Gadgets
**haba ng hair ko.

"Ikaw ung tipo ng babae na lahat na nsayo. Ano pang hahanapin? Wala na!"
**sus *eyes rolling*

"Hindi ko iniitindi ang problema, problema ang unitindi saken" -WOW

"Sabihin mo kay gwen smile palang nya humahalakhak na, picture plang maingay na"-fasting

Twins arguing...
At first civil text. Then "Naiinis ako sayo"
"Lalo nako inis na inis ako sayo"
"Problema sayo inuuna mo emotions mo hndi ka makipag usap"
"Eh naiinis nga ako sayo ayaw kita kausap"
"Tas kung ano ano popost mo sa FB"
"Bket cnabe ko ba na kayo un?Wla naman ako cnabe na kau un, pero kau nga un!"
**dumbo moment

"You are my fantasy.... realized..." whoa!

**When I look at you, I know it's gonna be a LOVELY DAY ^_^

OH DIBA LAHAT TO PRICELESS??? Start plang ng 2010 yan ha.